We're Not Helping The Planet, No Matter How Hard We Try
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Far after our species is extinct, all of our buildings will be gone. Our streets, our creations, everything that we made will be used as fertilizer for the planet. We can build this illusion that we are helping the planet, but we need it more than it needs us. It does not need us. We are a mere hindrance. Earth will rebuild, but it must eliminate the problem first. After we have destroyed the surface of this Earth, it will counter act, and eliminate the minor threat. Us.
Now if you read through my opponent's argument in Round 1 what you will find is that he/she/it lists a variety of ways in which we are helping the planet to increase its atmospheric temperature and become barren and inhospitable for any and all life forms.
This opponent of mine would also have you believe that it is a hindrance to the planet to foster widespread global warming and deforestation but it is the very opposite. the planet was previously going to last far longer in the healthy, natural state that it once was but thanks to our help and the gradual determination with which we have tirelessly given our blood, sweat and tears to help this planet on its journey to lifelessness that all of its rival sin the universe have achieved long ago, we have finally helped it.
This planet is being helped to gradually wipe out all its life, rather than jus tone species at a time, which would mean the prey of predators can then overpopulate and live which is bad.
Mercury is lifeless, Venus is lifeless, Mars is supposedly lifeless (although deemed to have not been in the past) and so are all other planets. Earth is like the kid in the class of planets that everyone knows is too slow to keep up with the course but just lets it be because bullying something so helpless just feels wrong and would be a waste of energy since the Sun (teacher)'s gravitational pull (discipline) is too powerful to resist the force of. The Earth is trying to be a rebel and not be lifeless and humans are helping it on its way gradually and strategically.
I am pleasing his/her/its argument by penetrating it and ripping it apart and my opponent is loving every second of their vagina being torn to shreds by my powerful counterarguments, sorry I meant to say penis but then got confused which was the fake and real thing in this metaphor.
It was a pleasure to have this debate... Sexually I mean. Wait, no I don't that was just a metaphor, or was the metaphor a metaphor of a metaphor? No, it was definitely just a metaphor.
Earth has too much life, poor little retard planet, we're helping it the best we can to stop this disease but there's only so much that we can do.
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