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yay842
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imabench
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What are the three funniest jokes you ever heard?

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imabench
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/3/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 717 times Debate No: 37332
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yay842

Pro

1. What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza doesn't scream when you shove it into an oven.

2. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
The grocery bag carries things while Michael Jackson rapes little kids.

3. Why are black people good at basketball?
Hard work and dedication.
imabench

Con

1 - Why are black guys's eyes so red after sex?
From all the Pepper Spray

2 - When I die I wanna go peacefully in my sleep like my Grandpa, not like all of those who he sleep-murdered with his axe.

3 - I cant believe that Kids are having sex and smoking Pot..... I mean when I was 14 I was on Meth and I had committed my fourth murder!
Debate Round No. 1
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Posted by mikicat10 3 years ago
mikicat10
Some of these jokes are racsist!
Posted by yay842 3 years ago
yay842
I know this one doesn't sound like a debate, but I did anyway.
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Vote Placed by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Blech. Tasteless, offensive, and unfunny, both of them.
Vote Placed by TeaPartyAtheist 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had two jokes that made me laugh, as opposed to Pro's one. Though, Pro, Go Phillies!
Vote Placed by Ragnar 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The offensive nature of both sets of jokes, makes me not even able to vote conduct for either person... Pro had slightly better formatting (not by enough to claim argument).