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tylersch96
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jm_notguilty
Con (against)
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What is the funniest blonde joke?

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/24/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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tylersch96

Pro

no cussing. first round is acceptance.
can be a story or a short joke. doesn't matter.
jm_notguilty

Con

Accept. Good luck!
Debate Round No. 1
tylersch96

Pro

How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner

Give her a piece of paper that has the words "Turn Over" on both sides

Giver her m&m's and tell her to make a word with them.

http://www.the-top-tens.com...
jm_notguilty

Con

A blonde is speeding on the road and a cop pulls her over. He walks over and asks for her for her license and registration. She pulls out all her papers and gives them to the cop. He checks her name on the scanner and she comes up with no record, yet she has been pulled over tons of times. He then radios in back to the police station and asks what's up with this girl. The other cop calls back and says, "Oh her, yeah, just walk over to her car and pull down your pants." The confused cop walks over to the car and proceeds to pull down his pants. The blonde sighs and says, "Goddammit, not another breathalyzer test!"
Debate Round No. 2
tylersch96

Pro

you violated the rules. You used profanity. however i will allow you to continue but for round 2 you forfeit.

A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more. "I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any." "But, I always buy it here," says the blonde. "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant". Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container. ....... "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."

http://www.offensive-jokes.com...
jm_notguilty

Con

There is no evidence that I ever cussed, or used words that are considered vulgar. Technically, since you didn't specify, the only words that are considered profanities are the ones that Debate.org doesn't allow when you post. Let's just move on and not ruin the debate. :-)

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
Debate Round No. 3
tylersch96

Pro

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of
a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
news, and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

http://www.offensive-jokes.com...
jm_notguilty

Con

That's a good one. Haha.

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A blind man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?" The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that the bartender is a blonde woman, the bouncer is a blonde woman and the woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler. I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Do you still want to tell that joke?"

The man then says, "Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."
Debate Round No. 4
tylersch96

Pro

To prepare for his big date the young man went on top of the roof of his apartment building in order to get a little color for himself.

Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the buff Unfortunately he fell asleep while on the roof and sunburned his Johnson.

Being very determined, the young man decided not to miss his date, because she was a hot blonde. The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however the young man's sunburn started acting up. After several minutes of extreme discomfort he asked to be excused.

A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain, so he went to the kitchen, and poured a glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to find him with his "tool" immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of sudden understanding the Blonde exclaimed,

"So that's how you load those things! "

http://www.offensive-jokes.com...
jm_notguilty

Con

Well, that was fun. Good luck on the voting. All jokes are courtesy of the user-submitted posts on reddit.com.

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One day a big crowd of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passerby, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and the man asked, "What is the first month of the year?" The blonde responded, "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

So the man asked,"What is the capital of the U.S.A ?" The blonde responded, "Paris?" So the blondes began chanting again, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!"

The man said, "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?" The blonde replied, "Two?"

"Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.
Debate Round No. 5
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Reasons for voting decision: round 2 to con, round 3 to con, round 4 to pro, round 5 I both knew so its a tie. Final score is 2-1 con, so I award him 1 point since he won by 1
Vote Placed by lannan13 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro wins Conduct due to cussing jumpin joke got me
Vote Placed by RyuuKyuzo 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Jumping joke took the win for me
Vote Placed by martianshark 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The license one was great. So was the last one.
Vote Placed by ObiWan 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: R2 to Con, R3 to Con, R4 to Pro, R5 to Con. Tyler's 'suicide jumper' joke was my favourite though so I'll make it 2-3
Vote Placed by One_Winged_Rook 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I don't care about the "cuss" R2 to CON, R3 to PRO, R4 to CON and R5 to PRO... so good overall balance, but i think PRO had overall more originality... so.. 1 point
Vote Placed by Chicken 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Jm's second round and 5th round won me over, the breathalyzer test is hilarious!
Vote Placed by hghppjfan 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: All of them used funny jokes, so I will tie for them all.
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Reasons for voting decision: Con violated the only rule and failed to take responsibility for his violation. Semantics...tsk, tsk. Pro was funnier.
Vote Placed by Ron-Paul 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked pro's R4, but I liked con's R5 better.