The Instigator
tylersch96
Pro (for)
Losing
4 Points
The Contender
RationalMadman
Con (against)
Winning
7 Points

What is the funniest yo mamma joke?

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after 5 votes the winner is...
RationalMadman
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/19/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,953 times Debate No: 25693
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (4)
Votes (5)

 

tylersch96

Pro

First round is acceptance. No real pro or con.
RationalMadman

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
tylersch96

Pro

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
http://www.the-top-tens.com...
RationalMadman

Con

Yo mamma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

http://yomamasodumb.com...
Debate Round No. 2
tylersch96

Pro

Yo mama so fat she"s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

http://www.top20lists.com...
RationalMadman

Con

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

http://www.ahajokes.com...;
Debate Round No. 3
tylersch96

Pro

This one I made up.

Yo mama is so stupid that she shoved a pack of smarties up her a$$ and thought she became a smart a$$.
RationalMadman

Con

In reply to your smartie-related yo mamma joke. I shall give one that is closely related:

Yo momma is so dumb that she tried putting M&M's in alphabetical order, and put the w's before the m's.

Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by RationalMadman 5 years ago
RationalMadman
The car for gas money one is genius.
Posted by GenesisCreation 5 years ago
GenesisCreation
Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo momma so fat, her highschool picture was taken by Google Earth.

Yo momma so fat, lesser mommas orbit around her.

Yo momma so ugly, we had to tie a pork chop around her just to get the dog to play with her.

-Over and out
Posted by Ron-Paul 5 years ago
Ron-Paul
Dude, out of that list, you chose one of the worse ones...
Posted by famer 5 years ago
famer
This is gonna be interesting...
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Vote Placed by GenesisCreation 5 years ago
GenesisCreation
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Reasons for voting decision: That M&M joke takes the cake.
Vote Placed by One_Winged_Rook 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I give the win to CON because PRO used the "Chin's in a Chinese phonebook" line... very unoriginal.. it was in Austin Powers for christ's sake... and the Dora the Explorer one isn't exactly new... not saying Con's are awesome, but they're not as worn out.. i'll only give 1 point though.. as that's fair
Vote Placed by Zaradi 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Subjective voting is subjective. I thought that pro won rounds 2 and 3 and that con won round 4. So 2 points for pro and 1 for con.
Vote Placed by Sojourner 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I laughed at Pro's round 3.
Vote Placed by AlwaysMoreThanYou 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This is a very subjective topic, but yeah. I liked Con's Round 2 and Round 4 jokes better, so that's 2 to 1 in favor of Con.