The Instigator
daytonanerd
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Losing
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The Contender
bossyburrito
Con (against)
Winning
16 Points

What is the most torturous thing you could do to a man?

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after 5 votes the winner is...
bossyburrito
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/15/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (4)
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daytonanerd

Pro

1st round is for acceptance only. I saw you doing this with someone else, so I wanted to give it a shot. Each round, we have to present a different killing situation.
bossyburrito

Con

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
daytonanerd

Pro

A man is forced to rape his mother with a blade on his penis, killing her, and has to eat his wife alive, unbeknownst to him that cyanide was inserted into her, killing him.
bossyburrito

Con

That will be hard to beat.
A man has to escape from a mansion filled with triggers that will move a star-wars trash compactor like wall towards his family. If he triggers too many, they get slowly crushed to death. When (and if) he escapes, he has to load himself into a cannon that, if he calculates incorrectly, will shoot him straight to the fiery realms of hell. If that happens and he does not hit the safe landing pad, he will be put through ancient Greek torture (Pushing boulders up hills only to have them fall down, water and food reseeding whenever he reaches for it, etc.) After ten years of that, if his family died in the mansion, he has to find their corpses and have sex with them. If he does not comply, he will be sent to be Cthulhu's sex slave for all eternity.

I feel like a horrible person.
Debate Round No. 2
daytonanerd

Pro

A man is forced to put a grenade into his wife and his daughter's vagina. When they blow up, killing them, he must have rape the carcasses. When he ejaculates into his wifes vagina, it triggers a hidden grenade in there, killing him, and especially his penis.
bossyburrito

Con

A man has to play I Want To Be The Guy blindfolded, and every time he dies he gets an electric shock to his penis. If he stops playing, he has to feed his baby's arms into a Blendtec blender.

Will it blend?
Debate Round No. 3
daytonanerd

Pro

A man and another dad play a game of 'Who can hold a baby up in the air longer?'. Whoever drops their baby, him, his baby, and his whole family (Who has to stand alongside him and the baby) will be crushed by a bed of butcher knives flying down from above.
bossyburrito

Con

A man has to read 50 Shades of Grey whilst listening to T-Pain.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by dlgodbout 4 years ago
dlgodbout
whoever wins this, lemme just say that the worst death ever is death by cheese grater.
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Reasons for voting decision: Vote Bomb Countering perez :P
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Reasons for voting decision: idk
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Reasons for voting decision: The 50 Shades of Gray+Tpain sold it for me
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Reasons for voting decision: 50 shades was all anybody had to say
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Reasons for voting decision: "A man has to play I Want To Be The Guy blindfolded, and every time he dies he gets an electric shock to his penis. If he stops playing, he has to feed his baby's arms into a Blendtec blender." This one did it for me, because it mixed physical pain with the unimaginable frustration that comes with playing that f*cking game!