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ChristianM
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EmyG
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What would Chuck Norris do?

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/7/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 8 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 1,927 times Debate No: 7282
Debate Rounds (5)
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ChristianM

Pro

The best Chuck Norris Quotes Win.
1 per round. Capece?
I will wait for an opponent.
EmyG

Con

One question: Quotes about Chuck Norris OR quotes by Chuck Norris.

I will let my opponent go first. That way, it will be even.

*Note:
This is a debate for fun, so don't make comments like, "These debates should be banned." Just shut up... I hate people who complain. If it was really a problem, it would be banned. You don't have to look at them, you don't have to participate in them, and you don't even have to be on this site.
Debate Round No. 1
ChristianM

Pro

Quotes about.

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris"
EmyG

Con

Alrighty. This shall be interesting :)

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."
Debate Round No. 2
ChristianM

Pro

"Here is a short list of 5 things Chuck Norris cannot do:
1. ...
2. ...
3. ...
4. ...
5. ...
EmyG

Con

"There are no steroids in baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on."
Debate Round No. 3
ChristianM

Pro

" Jesus walks on water, Chuck Norris walks on Jesus."
EmyG

Con

"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
Debate Round No. 4
ChristianM

Pro

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all
three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
EmyG

Con

"If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, your life may be in danger."
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Biggbrother 8 years ago
Biggbrother
Chuck Norris born March 10 1940 he is 69 years old

Chuck Norris has the only NFL stat for tackles by stare down. and he has never played for the NFL
Posted by baconator 8 years ago
baconator
A bear once threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris showed the bear his fist and the bear began eating himself, for it would be a less painful death.
Posted by brendizzle29 8 years ago
brendizzle29
Chuck Norris once had the idea to sell his pee. We now know this drink as Red Bull.
Posted by baconator 8 years ago
baconator
Ok people, did you not read EMY G's first round. Shut up if you don't think that its a "real" debate. If it is or isn't, is not for you to decide. If you think your rank is going down because others are doing so called "easy/non-debates", then go out and make your own "easy/non-debate" to bring yours up. Here are some definitions to think about.

1)To consider something; deliberate.
2)To engage in a discussion or argument.

By the way, Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Posted by Alex 8 years ago
Alex
I agree, the butter one was the best. But the walking on Jesus was a little much.
Posted by PoeJoe 8 years ago
PoeJoe
Yes. These non-debates need to go!
Posted by burningpuppies101 8 years ago
burningpuppies101
I like the concept and all, but take it to a forum. You argue that I don't have to look at it? And it doesn't affect me? Well when you have these "debates" they screw with the percentages that Phil has worked so hard to preserve. You litter the rankings with debates that are merely opinion.

And if you were here long enough, you would know that updates take a very long time.
Posted by Julius_Caesar 8 years ago
Julius_Caesar
if u have 5 dollars,and chuck norris has 5 dollars, chuck norris has more money than u do
Posted by lil-flash 8 years ago
lil-flash
lol my fav was "Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter." :)
Posted by philosphical 8 years ago
philosphical
but there fun! this site is all bout fun
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