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tennistanner
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Bassel123
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What's better: Chicken nuggets (pro) or chicken tenders(con)?

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Started: 4/28/2016 Category: Health
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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tennistanner

Pro

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Bassel123

Con

Initially I would like to mention how nugs are efficient and was the original way to consume chicken as stated right here https://answers.yahoo.com....
Debate Round No. 1
tennistanner

Pro

Alright bro... I'm gonna start this brodown with a few words. A nug is a nug, no matter how small. Do you honestly think tenders are better than nuggets? How are you even supposed to pick a tender up and eat it? You look like a minion trying to eat a tiny little banana. Gross. With nuggets, you tenderly wrap your little fingers around the crispy crust and plop that bad boy right into your chicken loving mouth. Meat is meat and meat is a treat. You know what else? Tenders are very stringy and sometimes have blood vessels still inside of them. Sick, bro! Have you ever eaten a nugget with a blood vessel in it? Last time I checked... uh, NO. Ha HAAAAAAAAAA! Got ya, suckah! Get out your binocucom and pinpoint that chicken rhetoric, punk. So clearly, nuggets are better than tenders because they're easier to hold and don't have blood squirting in to your mouth like a rancid fruit gusher.
Bassel123

Con

Alright mannn hold the cheese... You really have the audacity to bring up blood vessels in chicken tenders? Have you forgotten about the jungle of bones found in nuggets? Chicken nuggets are so poorly processed that pieces of the BONE is grinded into the meat (and not to mention grinded poorly). On top of the surprise shards of glass you'll find in your nugget, nuggets also are the size of a flaccid infant chode. You need at least 20 nuggets to fill your stomach up. And how does the stringiness of a tender represent a flaw? If anything it promises that you're eating actual chicken meat rather than that fake cow dung squeezed into a nugget. You've be debroted...
Debate Round No. 2
tennistanner

Pro

Well as we move into round 3 it's clear that I have an opponent who doesn't even know what a chicken is. A chicken is a bird that lays eggs. You know what doesn't come out of those eggs? Chicken tenders, that's what. Nuggets are more reminiscent of chicken embryos because it's a form of impressionism. That's right. We're synthesizing like historians. What came first: the chicken or the egg? Well if the egg came first then clearly the chicken nugget has its mark in history. Alexander the Great once invaded a great horde of lamassu freedom fighters armed with nothing but chicken tenders at Guadalupe-Hidalgo and you know what happened? He beat the Mexicans and won his independence. And as for the bones... Have you ever seen Jurassic Park? Those bones are vital to the survival of the chicken species which is vital to human existence. So ask yourself... should we be more concerned over our chicken being a disgusting, slimy tender or the survival of the human race?
Bassel123

Con

As I conclude this disgusting round 3, it is evident that my opponent lacks any type of knowledge regarding chicken nuggets or their history. In the late 19th? century, chickens first emerged as a pattern on the Ahu 'Ula cape. From this, other depictions of this strange species appeared in other art forms including the Benin Plaque depicting the Oba king, his servants, and small chicken like figures flying in the sky. Now that I've exploited your actual retardation, I can now make any statement about chicken tenders and yo dumb butt can't do anything to refute it, so her it goes.... Chicken tenders are such an advanced from of poultry, the U.S. Naval Academy have considered using tenders as a form of weaponry. Along with this, chicken tenders are actually the only form of AI that exists. Chicken tenders are adapting to this free access of thinking and there are actual documented cases on Khan Academy showing chicken tenders combining with each other to form a gigantic chicken tender robot like STAR SCREAM. With this in mind, tenders will soon learn about their competitors (nuggets) and destroy every piece of disgusting poop nuggets on this planet.
Debate Round No. 3
tennistanner

Pro

tennistanner forfeited this round.
Bassel123

Con

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Debate Round No. 4
tennistanner

Pro

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Bassel123

Con

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Debate Round No. 5
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