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dukej11
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The Contender
Taylur
Con (against)
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6 Points

Who can come up with the craziest sentence.

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Taylur
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/27/2014 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 329 times Debate No: 47935
Debate Rounds (5)
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dukej11

Pro

Begin in second round.
Sorry I didn't realize the times that I had set but I got it fixed. Good Luck.
Taylur

Con

I accept, again.
Debate Round No. 1
dukej11

Pro

Steve Jobs came out of nowhere and confessed that he had faked his death and that he and other fakers were revealed to actually have been living in Antarctica amongst the penguins and their deities.
Taylur

Con

God exists.
Debate Round No. 2
dukej11

Pro

It was revealed that chewbacca was actually supposed to be the main character of star wars, but then it was denied by a crack addict swinging around a laser pointer as if it were a sword and trying to kill people with it, thus beginning the lightsaber.
Taylur

Con

DDO members are rarely ignorant or unintelligent.
Debate Round No. 3
dukej11

Pro

Obama knows what he is doing and does everything he says.
Taylur

Con

The government faked the moon landings by recording close-up images of fleas dressed in miniature astronaut suits walking around on the surface of President Nixon's left testicle.
Debate Round No. 4
dukej11

Pro

Rick ross was actually the murderer of JFK, and the proof of this is that in the song "Bugatti" he clearly states that he had shooters out the D-league, where D is standing for Dallas, because he had enough guap to go back in time and pay those shootas.
Taylur

Con

The atomic mass of carbon is 6, 6, 6, which is also the number of the beast; carbon is incidentally the base of all life on Earth, thus concluding that Satan must irrefutably take the form of a sperm whale due to their suspicious-looking and completely unnecessary blowholes, which are highly likely to contain spirits from the demonic depths of Osama Bin Laden's intestinal tract, or perhaps the secret formula to the Krabby Patty, but whatever happens to be hiding within its dark hole surely implements the Illuminati and the unexplained disappearances at the Bermuda Triangle because North Korea is the birthplace of all aquatic hedgehogs and is also the most advanced alien species to have ever paid a cucumber for the execution of Hitler's pet lamp post.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by dukej11 2 years ago
dukej11
Not a funny sentence, more of a personal and moral kind of sentence but okay.
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Vote Placed by Swagmasterpoopoo 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's sentences were crazier and funnier. Liked the last round lol
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Reasons for voting decision: Con won rounds 3,4 and 5. Pro won round 2. I awarded one point for each round won.