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DATXDUDE
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Balacafa
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Who can create the worst argument: Global warming

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/20/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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DATXDUDE

Con

I will be arguing that global warming doesn't exist, and Pro will be arguing that it does. However, there's a catch: Both me and Con will attempt to make the worst arguments possible.

Ex: I should be able to own a car because I feel like it, this makes me God and anyone who disagrees with me is gay.

First round is acceptance.
Balacafa

Pro

I accept.
Debate Round No. 1
DATXDUDE

Con

Global warming shouldn't be legalized. Oh wait, that isn't the resolution.

Ok

Contention 1: Bacon God
Global warming doesn't exist because McDonald's sales growth is decreasing.

http://news.mcdonalds.com...

This makes God displeased.

Image result for god angry bacon

If the bacon supply goes down too much, God will create an ice age. This shows that the world is getting colder, not hotter.


Contention 2: Con is too cool for a title
Really? Does this lookr eal to you?


https://www.google.com...


No, of course not. Global warming is mearly animated. Much like Balacafa, my arch nemisis.

http://previews.123rf.com...

You better watch out. Or I will rudely point my finger in your face, causing you to feel mild discomfort.

Contention 3: Because I said so>:)

Like global warming actually exists? BAHAHA! If it did, I could just will it away. You see, global warming is scientific. Using magic, I can destroy science, causing a chain of events leading to the fall of the Roman Empire, and eventually, global warming. Or cooling. Or whatever the bacon god suggests, because he is the decider.






Balacafa

Pro

Bacon God

Pork is the most widely eaten meat in the world accounting for over 36% of the world meat intake.

http://tinyurl.com...

The Bacon God is not unhappy. He is laughing and chuckling - because so much Bacon is being cooked so much the world is heating up. Everyone is leaving their bacon cooking and because it is happening so much the world is heating up.

http://tinyurl.com...

This is what happens to non believers! The Bacon God does not like people's negative view on the sale of Bacon. He will kill all that dare to disobey him.

Jealousy

My opponent is jeaous of how brilliant I am.

http://tinyurl.com...


I have won far more debates than him and in proportion from my win ratio to his he should be conidered as an inferior being. My judgement is always right so listen to what the Bacon god really wants if you dare vote for my opponent the Bacon god will prevent you from ever consuming bacon again! If we want to risk this then do not listen to my opponents disrespectful and misguided views about the bacon god.

http://tinyurl.com...


My opponent is jealous of my knowledge, Vote Pro!

No, because I SAID SO!!!


I am a great and powerful magician - I am almost as powerful as the bacon God. You may have magic but I am the greatest, wizard of all time and whatever you try to do with your magic I can cancel out. Since I work for the bacon god he has instructed me to type what I have said. You cannot contradict the words of the bacon god, for I am the great and powerful: bacon wizard.

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Mt. Everest has melted!!!

Look - it's even on the news!

http://tinyurl.com...

Even the snowmen agree with me!





How can you deny how clever snowmen are?

Have you been to see the statue of liberty recently?




Please look at all the links. Most of them are pictures that wouldn't come out.
Debate Round No. 2
DATXDUDE

Con

Sources are for nerds.

Sources? Bah! Sources are meaningless! Bare assertions have been proven to be factual! (Except for sources that I use. Why? Because the Bacon God says so.)

Don't believe me? Simply look at the bacon manifesto!

2. There is no one.
3. DATXDUDE may change all of the rules below if he so desires.
4.Mmmmm bacon
5. Thou shall not steal bacon.
6.DATXDUDE's opinion is to be taken as fact 100% of the time.
7.Anyone who disagrees with rule 6 is, in fact, Santa. And Santa is creepy.


https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com...

I am not jealous, I am Jello.

I am as awesome as Jello is. And what is a synonym for awesome? Cool. As a matter of fact, I am so cool that I can stop global warming with my bare hands.

Freedom for all :D!!!!!


Vote whatever you want, because jello does not impose rules on anyone.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!

YOU FOOL! YOU DARE CLAIM TO BE A GLORIOUS BACON WIZARD AND SLANDER THE BACON GOD HIMSELF! YOU ARE NOWEHERE NEAR AS POWERFUL AS HIS BACON-NESS! YOU WILL PAY, MORTAL! I CURSE YOUR BLOODLINE TO ETERNAL BACON LOSS FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MUAHAHAHAH

Again, global warming doesn't exist. Anyone who says it does, in fact, is a yucky girl. You don't want to be a girl, do you? They have cooties.

Note: That statement does not apply to my 10,000 virgin girlfriends that the Bacon god hath bestoweth upon me.

Global warming backwards

If you spell global warming backwards, it is gnimraw labolG. Labol sounds suspiciously like labeled, doesn't it? Just like bottled water, which the infidels claim causes global warming. Maybe they do this for a reason.

OF COURSE! THEY WANT TO BRING DOWN THE BACON GOD! DO NOT LET THEM, COMRADES! THE BACON GOD MUST LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In conclusion, Balacafa is an infidel who isn't to be trusted.






Balacafa

Pro

I'll start eating some bacon now ............... what ................ oh yeah ............... the arguments..........



1) It’s really hot outside.

2) What’s the big deal if global temperatures go up a few degrees? I don't see how you can be against it.

3) Considering more people die from cold than heat, it’s probably good if the planet gets a little warmer.

4) Bacon God controls the weather and he obviously wants it to be hotter so that we can cook bacon just by putting it outside - who needs to actually buy anything to cook bacon in when we have the bacon God helping us out.

5) Scientists can even predict the weather, climate change should be easy to predict.


== REBUTTALS ==

Sources are for nerds and I'm the bacon wizard so I can do anything - global warming now exists. Ha! I win! You can't do anything about it!

As the bacon wizard I change the manifesto and now you will have to eat paper. Hahahahahahhahaha. The floor is the ceiling ....

You are jello? You offend the bacon God. I am bacon, you are jello. Bacon always wins. Mwwwhahahahahahah!!!!





YOU DARE CURE THE GREAT BACON WIZARD WITH BACON LOSS!!!!???? I HAVE ALREADY SENTENCED YOU TO EAT PAPER AND NOW I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH BY GLOBAL WARMING. HA! THERE'S ANOTHER REASON WHY I'VE WON! THERE WOULDN'T BE SUCH THING AS DEATH BY GLOBAL WARMING IF IT DIDN'T EXIST. I SHOULD PROBABLY TURN OFF CAPS LOCK BUT I'M TOO HOT TO DO THAT BECAUSE GLOBAL WARMING IS HEATING UP THE EARTH. I WIN. YOU LOSE. PEACE. EAT BACON.

ONLY JOKING... YOU CLAIM THAT GLOBAL BACKWARDS SOUNDS LIKE LABELED. WELL LABELED BACKWARDS SPELLS DELEBAL AND WHAT COMES UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES WHEN YOU TYPE THAT IN...

https://www.google.co.uk...


THIS GUY OBVIOUSLY HAS A BRAIN ... A BRAIN LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE - WHICH MEANS THAT I HAVE WON AND YOU HAVE LOST... I SHOULD PROBABLY FINISH THIS ARGUMENT NOW SINCE THE VOTERS HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF BACON FOR TOO LONG!

BYE!
Debate Round No. 3
DATXDUDE

Con

Round 4 of 5

It is important to check your grammar and spelling, otherwise you may be penalized by the voters.

I DON'T CARE DEBATE.ORG, SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute.....

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com...

Debate.org rymes with debate.pork.

THEREFORE, DEBATE.ORG IS THE OFFICAL DOMAIN OF THE BACON GOD!!!!

Since this is true, I have just taken over this website, because I am the Bacon God's waifu.

http://www.google.com...

And if I can take over this website, I can take over any website. If I can take over any website, I can declare global warming illegal. And my assertions are fact, so there!

The infidel Balacafa's arguments.
1. Nu uh...
2. The average temperature of the Earth is already 300 degrees Celcius. It always has been. If it goes up, then the Bacon God could die. Unsympathetic much?
Source:http/Totallyworkinglink/DATXDUDEhasbiggermusclesthanBalacafa.gov
3. Baby it's coooold outsidddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
4. Bacon God*. That one grammatical eror proves your entire statement invalid.
5. What is loooove? Don't hurt me, don't hurt me...no more.

REBUTTALS DO NOT EXIST

Therefore, my opponents claims below here are invalid. However, because I'm nice, I will prove them to be invalid anyways.


You are not a bacon wizard, infidel. I will strike thee with my mighty toothpick of doom. If you are indeed a bacon wizard, this will mean that you will immediatly concede this debate to me. If you don't, then you are not a bacon wizard.

http://www.google.com...


Wrong, infidel! I am bacon infused with jello, for maximum sexual pleasure!!!!!!

ha, nice try! you cannot fool the voters! they know i win this debate! why? because it is cold, so everyone is typing like this. sometimes, smaller is better! Right ladies? Ladies....*crying*
Also, I don't have a brain, but rather a heap of scrap metal that i replaced it with, so there! ha
vote con or be a moron
Balacafa

Pro

Wait... so this debate is about who can post the worst arguments not the most entertaining so .....

Arguments

Global warming is true because I ate a cake today.

Rebuttals

Jello tastes nice.

VOTE PRO!!!
Debate Round No. 4
DATXDUDE

Con

arGumentz: Gobal warming iz false becuz I dont liek da booty b0ss.

REbuTals: I am god.

Vote for Jesus.
Debate Round No. 5
5 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 5 records.
Posted by binkie 1 year ago
binkie
This is amazing...if there's another debate like this tell me, cuz ill want to join. bacon is real. global warming is not.
Posted by InsaneSanity 1 year ago
InsaneSanity
Correction: I wouldn't have known who to vote for. It's been done for a while apparently.
Posted by InsaneSanity 1 year ago
InsaneSanity
Hahaha! This was so funny! I have no idea who to vote for because the 7 point thing doesn't really apply to this... and you were both hilarious and made such stupid arguments!
Posted by lol101 2 years ago
lol101
I could create a MUCH worse argument than that.
Posted by Jonbonbon 2 years ago
Jonbonbon
This is a great idea.
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