The Instigator
DATXDUDE
Pro (for)
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3 Points
The Contender
YourMomoness
Con (against)
Tied
3 Points

Who can write the weirdest song lyrics?

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/13/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (2)
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DATXDUDE

Pro

Whoever can write lyrics that are weirder wins the debate. (However, your lyrics can't just be gibberish. They have to have some sort of meaning).

Rules:
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No K's
The rule stated above (no gibberish).

Please note that failure to abide by these rules will result in a 7 point loss of the violator.
YourMomoness

Con

Please note that I am not a song writer, and I have a question, are parodies allowed? Hopefully this will be interesting. :)
Debate Round No. 1
DATXDUDE

Pro

Parodies are allowed, as long as you put your own spin on it.
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Verse:

There once was a man named Billy Bob
He had a strange habit of collecting door knobs.

Well one night Billy met a frog
And they made love all night long.

Billy never lost this memory.
This was because he had telepathy.

And if you had telepathy, you would know the song
And you would also know I WAS THE FROG!

Chorus:
So slap my a ss and call me Shrek
And glue your eyelids to my favorite dress

I have 70,000 pectoral muscles
This is because I like to eat truffles

I'm sorry that I'm not Chuck Norris
But this is, in fact, the end of the chorus.

Verse:
Well I met Bill two days later
We reunited in a gigantic crater

Bill said "Sorry, but I can't talk
I said "Well, that's 'cause you're a stupid piece of chalk

Bill turned into a chicken and said:
"Bawk Bawk!"

Chorus:
So slap my a ss and call me Shrek
And glue your eyelids to my favorite dress

I have 70,000 pectoral muscles
This is because I like to eat truffles

I'm sorry that I'm not Chuck Norris
But this is, in fact, the end of the chorus.
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YourMomoness

Con

You don't always rhyme!
.........
Once I met a living pickle
He didn't like being tickled

He ended up being in a meal
That was entirely teal

He didn't like it because he was fickle

He walked up to me
And said will you make me free?

It didn't make sense
Because he was outside the fence

I looked at him and he looked at me
He said said I'm sad,
' cause I'm not free
Because I'm bad
.......

I would have rather done who could have done a better parody but....
Debate Round No. 2
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Posted by YourMomoness 1 year ago
YourMomoness
Wiki says: To suggest something supernatural, uncanny.
Posted by MeargleSchmeargle 1 year ago
MeargleSchmeargle
The theoretical problem within this debate is the fact of subjectivity. Define a collective term for weird.
Posted by YourMomoness 1 year ago
YourMomoness
There's a difference between weird, and stupid.
Posted by KingofEverything 1 year ago
KingofEverything
DATXDUDE won.
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Vote Placed by Scorchtheblaze 1 year ago
Scorchtheblaze
DATXDUDEYourMomonessTied
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Reasons for voting decision: I read both songs and I can say they were both weird. However, Con's song proved to be a little bit more weird as my mind was going through both songs as if I was watching a video and Con's video proved to be a very strange one due to the imagery and use of words.
Vote Placed by 9spaceking 1 year ago
9spaceking
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Reasons for voting decision: pro's song was longer and more random, so I guess that's "weirder" in a way. Quite subjective.