Who has the weirder life?
Debate Rounds (4)
How dare you say you have a weirder life than me!
weird: fantastic; bizarre.
I suppose you mean bizarre.
meaning of bizarre: markedly unusual in appearance, style, or general character and often involving incongruous or unexpected elements; outrageously or whimsically strange; odd:
Ok so, to start out--
I am unusual because I create unique debates and accept stupid ones as well, even if I do not support the argument of my side.
An incredible "genius debate" is this: http://www.debate.org...
It's very smart, but I really didn't think it over before I started it! I just wanted to troll everybody :P, but turns out it's a very awesome idea!
So to start off with something small I have 4 parents :) yep four. My 5 year old brother is taller than the average 3rd grader, and ate 4 cribs by the age of 1. He also is able to escape 3 children gates stacked on top of each other by the age of 2 WITHOUT TAKING THEM DOWN that's right, he just climbed over. He even got out a dead bolted, chained, key locked door in half an hour and managed to go say hi to our neighbors at three years old. uhm my sister has cat ears that read your brainwaves and move to your emotion, and half my friends at school wear large horns on their heads that are the colors of a famous Halloween candy called candy corn. At my second house their is one one straight, one pansexual, one bisexual, then me who's gay. This is just the top of the peanut butter ,it always gets better as you get to the bottom of the jar, but then your like "holy sh!t, I just bought this half an hour ago... well, too bad" as you take the last spoon full. :) your turn. I'll take my other turn tommarrow haaavvveeee fuuunnnnn :3
That's not weird at all.
I had got a cold, and my immune system was so bad it developed into lung pneumonia, and I barely survived. I moved to china at age 3, came back to america at age 5, went back at age 9, and came back at 10. At an age of 3
I have 7 brothers, god 7 brothers! I think to myself, is that even possible? Well aparently it is.
I have made weird debates, including the one where I have to save myself from getting banned! If that isn't weird, what is?
BTW my best friend is a girl. Just saying!
2. Garbage can
3. someones butt
4. glass table
5. a puddle of water
6. another puddle of water
And more! Ive even had 3 concussions (which are stupid), want to know what fixed my little passing out frenzie? salt. THATS RIGHT I WAS PASSING OUT EVERYDAY BECAUSE I NEEDED TO ADD SALT TO MY MEALS. and drink more water (which I love water but HATE salt.) I spent my hole summer at the hospitals, ive had every test done. EVERY. no one could find out why I was passing out! until I drove for 4 hours up to the citys where it took the docter 0 seconds to inform me all I needed was salt. seriously he walked in saying "why arnt you on a salt diet?" Ive had 28 dogs within the last 2 years. all pugs. all under the age of 1. (not very fun) I also have a black Labrador retriever named TYLENOL like the very popular medication. and she is scared of dogs, cats, well everything except humans. which I think is adorable. I also have 2 cats, Mugwi (like the things off gremlins) and ms.bigglesworth which I have no idea what that's from, we just call her big's because she's fat.
Sorry but your life might be different but the only thing ive seen that's weird seems to be your back and forth relationship with the coolest place to live! you should send me a personal message about what its like!
WTF you have no salt? What a lie!
That's so false.
Your grammar is still horrible.
"markedly unusual in appearance, style, or general character and often involving incongruous or unexpected elements; outrageously or whimsically strange; odd"....
Okay, let the voters decide whether this is odd or not:
I was posting to a debate concerning who is the better Tolkien fan, and I decided "to switch our roles" and write a humorous short story (because I knew I was losing): (from http://www.debate.org...)
I have planned an epic finale in round 5, yes sir-ee! It will be the best conclusion that I ever made in any debate I have ever done, and that counts the one conclusion concerning neurophysiology!
Now, I know what I'm doing, I'm very fanatic about it too. In fact I read it six times over and had a group of friends who also edited it. It will be so amazing and mind-blowing, it won't matter that it has nothing to do with Tolkien, the voters will vote me! That's how sure I am. And you cannot rebut. Sorry, but that's the way the debate's set up.
As fanatic as I am about it, as excited I am every time I read my paper, I bet you are more fanatic than me. "What will he post?" You are wondering. "What could be so amazing that, even irrelevant, still win against my logical argument?"
Why are you more fanatic than me in this case? I am just sitting in my seat, calmly waiting until the final countdown to narrowly post my conclusion, while you are biting your fingernails, your bottom on the edge of your chair, and your hand clicking the "Refresh" button as the timer goes... "10", "9" "8", "7", "6", and then you have to go to the restroom...but you don't... you wait, but you have to go really bad....
by this time your bladder is about to burst and your brain is on fire for having to wait for such a long time. What will 9spaceking post that will beat your argument?
then the voting screen FINALLY pops up, and you are relieved! Your pants are filled with urine and cum from the excitement, but you have no time for embarrassment as you scroll down to view my conclusion! As you continue down your droll soaks wet your t-shirt and pants from waiting far too long in anticipation...and you finally reach the conclusion, your arm pumps out and breaks the wall, you stand up and do a cartwheel, breaking the table that hold the computer in the process, but you don't care. You finally reached my conclusion! You are so excited that you immediately propose to marry your crush/girlfriend.
In conclusion, as it can be seen from my short story, my fanatic exceeds yours. (in Tolkien wise, not waiting-for-conclusion wise)
If that isn't weird/odd what is?
Passing out 100 times in 12 months
super tall baby bro who eats cribs and can escape situations like Houdini
4 people in my house like girls and only ONE is a boy
and way more :3
I would like any voters to look and see that my competitor although funny hasn't shared much weird things about his life except that he has brothers and has moved back and forth to china. Thank you guys, and it has been much fun debating with you although I don't know if I will again do to not participating. ;3
As you can see pro has just disproved herself by accidentally randomly telling us everything was false. Note that she never promised not to lie to win, just that " you promise NOT TO LIE TO WIN."
I promise, she didn't, she can break that promise, and obviously she did.
Who the bell passes out 100 times in 12 months?
I only know one person who does, and that character's fictional!
in conclusion vote for con!
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Complicated_Mind 2 years ago
|Agreed with before the debate:||-||-||0 points|
|Agreed with after the debate:||-||-||0 points|
|Who had better conduct:||-||-||1 point|
|Had better spelling and grammar:||-||-||1 point|
|Made more convincing arguments:||-||-||3 points|
|Used the most reliable sources:||-||-||2 points|
|Total points awarded:||4||0|
Reasons for voting decision: Conduct clearly goes to Pro. Con was a hypocrite and kind of a d!ck overall. His S&G seemed worse than or equal to Pro's grammar. (Con had terrible sentence structure). I'm not sure what Pro's illness is specifically, however I have heard way more unbelievable stories that are confirmed to be true. Seriously, I urge Con to look up "weirdest illnesses" there are illnesses where you do things like pass out and have seizures everyday for long periods of time. Con also fails to make any convincing arguments in my opinion. I write fanfictions and have had multiple pneumonias in my life. My mom was born in South Korea, went to live in Japan when she was 2 (her and my aunt were adopted), came to the US when she was a toddler and has lived all over the US, so him going to China and back twice isn't really all that weird. But Pro's siblings seem pretty weird (not in a bad way. Unique would be a better word), and her illness is pretty weird/unique! Neither used sources, so that's tied.
You are not eligible to vote on this debate
This debate has been configured to only allow voters who meet the requirements set by the debaters. This debate either has an Elo score requirement or is to be voted on by a select panel of judges.