The Instigator
yomama12
Pro (for)
Winning
3 Points
The Contender
DankMan
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Who is Danker?

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after 1 vote the winner is...
yomama12
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/7/2016 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 511 times Debate No: 84680
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (2)
Votes (1)

 

yomama12

Pro

My friend here just joined. Question is... WHOS DANKER!?!?!?!?!
DankMan

Con

Im like Gorge Bush smoking dat dank kush. I'm so dank that i hit 360 no scopes instaswap m8
Debate Round No. 1
yomama12

Pro

While dat dank kush IS dank, I can smoke 20 jo1nts in 1 dank session, all da while sippin on m8ntain dew, chomping on d0rit0s, and airhornin' away as 360 no scope illuminatti scum bags. Snoop Doge is my partner in crime, while Shrek is is wit us, and all 3 of us head bang to Haddaway's "What is Love". Get REKT M8!!!
DankMan

Con

Look At MY PICTURE M8 Imma Shr3k you! Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life. Im superdupperdank like Shia Lebouf. Im Such a dank m8 like m90 get rekt. LEL
Debate Round No. 2
yomama12

Pro

Your picture is a L13! Shrek is with... WHAT R U DOIN IN H1S SWAMP!!?? Unless...(cue illuminati x files music)... your not dank...UR 1LLUM1NAT1!!! Thats aut0 win 4 meh, as your not dank! 1LLUM1NAT1 CONFIRMED!!!
DankMan

Con

O Nose! You Know Dat im illuminati, but im still Dank AF Cuz Im Shrek And im in meh own swamp m8 YOU'RE IN MY SWAMP NOW M8 LEDDLE LEEDLE LEE
Debate Round No. 3
yomama12

Pro

But if ur 1llum1nat1, you can't be dank, as they're 3N3M13S!!!! Shrek luvs da DANKNESS, not 1llum1nat1, so you obviously are Sp0derman disguised as Shrek, to eventually rule da world with Capitalism!!! You are not dank, you are...(cue Mermaidman) EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!
DankMan

Con

i am 1 dank mother father. lel get rest cuz i will win ell
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by loomynarty 1 year ago
loomynarty
yee. Dankman is able to be loominartty and kqikskope @ teh saem time m8
Posted by HJM 1 year ago
HJM
Sorry dank man is the dankest.
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Vote Placed by Bob13 1 year ago
Bob13
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