While dat dank kush IS dank, I can smoke 20 jo1nts in 1 dank session, all da while sippin on m8ntain dew, chomping on d0rit0s, and airhornin' away as 360 no scope illuminatti scum bags. Snoop Doge is my partner in crime, while Shrek is is wit us, and all 3 of us head bang to Haddaway's "What is Love". Get REKT M8!!!
Your picture is a L13! Shrek is with... WHAT R U DOIN IN H1S SWAMP!!?? Unless...(cue illuminati x files music)... your not dank...UR 1LLUM1NAT1!!! Thats aut0 win 4 meh, as your not dank! 1LLUM1NAT1 CONFIRMED!!!
But if ur 1llum1nat1, you can't be dank, as they're 3N3M13S!!!! Shrek luvs da DANKNESS, not 1llum1nat1, so you obviously are Sp0derman disguised as Shrek, to eventually rule da world with Capitalism!!! You are not dank, you are...(cue Mermaidman) EEEEEEEVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!