Who is the funniest?
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Basically just post prose, pictures, videos, stories... anything you find to be funny.
At the end of the rounds, the voters will choose the funniest.
Content is open to your imagination and sense of humour, but please no cussing or really gross sexual jokes. Racism and sexism is fine, as long as it is kept funny and tasteful.
I accept. :) This should be fun.
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Hath thy knowest of a summer's walrus?
My dearest grandmother, covered in pus.
Sometimes, I stare at the night sky.
Metaphysical inquiries, my mind filled with "Why?"
Forty cent chicken leg and a tub full of beer.
Wait. Did you just say something?
My eyes were closed. I didn't hear.
I'm a humanitarian.
Humans are tasty.
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We measure our faces with electronic devices.
We create shapes with our mouths.
He quickly hid his poop under the rug.
He knew he'd been bad.
He was embarrassed.
The president yells at him in Spanish.
He doesn't understand
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 Your mom.
LocustBlotter forfeited this round.
I think it's very clear what happened here.
My opponent has almost died of laughter after my stunning rebuttal.
I'm sure he's hospitalized, and that's why he had to forfeit.
Regardless, I urge you not to take pity on him. But rather, to allow comedic justice to prevail.
Ah. That's a classic.
Alas, I was unable to respond, therefore that round was forfeited.
Have no fear, however, for I have returned!
No, Angus. Give Timmy some of your ectodermal dysplasia before I come over there and bestow unpleasant stools upon you for being a naughty boy.
The walls periodically secrete a caustic substance. When the lady's hair came into contact with this substance, mortality was instantaneous. The hair, strictly speaking. The individual attached to the hair became stricken with hysteria and chronic arse pains.
I think it's quite obvious that there is simply just no return from this kind of comedic beatdown. Regardless.... my opponent fought valiantly. I encourage you, as the voter, to acknowledge this... whil still voting for me. Thank you.
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Vote Placed by GOP 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro forfeited and I found Con's things funnier.
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