The Instigator
eyeballsac
Pro (for)
Tied
3 Points
The Contender
JimmyRusltler
Con (against)
Tied
3 Points

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 11/21/2013 Category: Funny
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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eyeballsac

Pro

I should win this debate, because I am more awesome than you. I hold the reigning championship for thumb wrestling, and I have infinite swag.
I am also the world patty cake champion.
JimmyRusltler

Con

I am your superior in many ways. I not only have the most extreme ironing championship medals, but I am also a master in the way of the washcloth. Your swag is inferior to my extreme class and I will hold you under speculation, as everyone knows: Having swag makes you a feg. I will now list some of my accolades below

-Able to make a whopper with cheese in under 20 seconds
-Have held the highest ranked user on the free online game Space Ace, several times
-I am able to play a game of ten pin bowling, without using bumpers!
-I am the world champion of toenail clipping (clipping at over 45 toenails per minute)

Advance at me at once male sibling.
Debate Round No. 1
eyeballsac

Pro

I do agree that my opponent is a great being, but alass, I believe that I am the superior of this debacle.

Here, I will list a few of my good attributes. (But not all of them, because there would not be enough room.)

1. I hold the record for fastest typer, clocking in at aprox. 237 wpm.

2. I make some very delicious instant mashed potatoes.

3 I also hold the record for Extreme Pro Ultra Mega Super Duper comic book reading

4. I hold the worlds first and only iHologram.

Here are a few of the weaker attributes of my opponent. (Again, listing ALL of these items would exceed the character limit.)

1. Won first place in the national Ugly Competition.

2. Manages to overcook and burn water.

3. Can't reach the top shelf where the good cereal is kept.

And with this, I conclude my argument.

-sent from my iHologram
JimmyRusltler

Con

JimmyRusltler forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
eyeballsac

Pro

eyeballsac forfeited this round.
JimmyRusltler

Con

I will now rebut my opponents previous points :
1. Won first place in the national Ugly Competition.
I did not win first place, I won last at the competition but however on the same day there was a "dog grooming" competition which your master won first prize of if i remember.

2. Manages to overcook and burn water.
You cannot possibly overcook water. As when water comes to boil it turns to steam. Therefore I can successfully evaporate water.
3. Can't reach the top shelf where the good cereal is kept.
I am 6 feet and 3 inches.
And with this, I conclude my argument.
As said before, you are inferior as I have just rebutted all of your points.
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by KingDebater 3 years ago
KingDebater
eyeballsacJimmyRusltlerTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had me at "I should win this debate,".
Vote Placed by imabench 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro said he should win because he has 'infinite swag' which was all I needed to make a decision