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Benshapiro
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The Contender
imabench
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9 Points

Who will make a better fake letter? (1,000 char 1 round troll debate)

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after 3 votes the winner is...
imabench
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/30/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 670 times Debate No: 37162
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Benshapiro

Pro

Pro (me) will make better fake letter, Con (you) will make a better fake letter.

*read out loud*



Dear Mr. Willy Wonka,

The snozberries tasted like a guy that rolled out of some bums asswhole. WHY did I hire you crackers? All i asked from you was your fresh sement, snot, and dingleberries and THIS is what I get? These snozberries you made taste WAY too much like my mom. I wanted them to taste like my dad, Mike Hunt, and Rosie O'Donnel. Now that is nasty good stuff! I was trying to get the taste off of my tongue all day!

By the way I took back my Uncle Sanchez. He was posing as an Oompa Loompa. Bass-turd.

Sincerely, Miley Cyrus



imabench

Con

Dear, E-Harmony applicant

Your application to join the site was disapproved because some of the answers you gave were unsatisfactory. Below are some of the examples for which we disqualified your application:

1) When asked "What do you want to see the most in a woman?" your answer was "My dick"

2) When asked "Looking back on your life, of what are you most proud?" your answer was "Potty training. It was a hard road, but I do pretty good now, usually"

3) When asked "What is the one dream for your life you most look forward to having come true?" your answer was "Shopping for groceries and then realizing im naked"

4) When asked "What is the most adventuresome thing you've done in the past year" your answer was "masturbating in a public bathroom"

It is for these reasons that your application to join e-Harmony has been rejected. You may not take the test again under this account for a week.

Sincerely, e-Harmony IT center
Debate Round No. 1
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by 9spaceking 3 years ago
9spaceking
pro's was alright but imabench crushed him like a bug! Way to go!
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Vote Placed by Lordgrae 3 years ago
Lordgrae
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Reasons for voting decision: I truly believed that under the provision of the Elves made after the island was separated from the mainland of the southern forest, that one who makes masturbation jokes shall always be the victor in a joke telling scenario.
Vote Placed by bsh1 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro was funny. Con was hilarious. Con wins, hands-down.
Vote Placed by funwiththoughts 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's letter was much funnier, Pro was just weird and not entertaining.