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sweetbreeze
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GOP
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Who's funnier, me or you?

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GOP
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 7/6/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 4,607 times Debate No: 35333
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sweetbreeze

Pro

Now, let's see who's funnier between you and me.

Rules:

[1. Tell anything that's funny to you. Be as funny as possible.
2. Don't use rude or hate speech, pictures, clips, links, etc.
3. Stories can be real or made up.
4. You can use pictures, clips, links, etc.]

Voters must vote for who they think is the funniest.

[Some people say that my sweet breeze isn't very sweet. It smells like fart.]

[Quotes: "You are born." - God
"Don't quote about God." - God
"No, really, stop it." - God
"Hey, I mean it." - God
"No, really. Stop quoting about God. DON'T quote about God." - God
"Stop it." - God]
GOP

Con

Once upon a time, there was a land that heavily relied upon watermelons. In fact, the gigantic fruits were considered as staple food. Considering that the watermelons are sweet and nutritious, they brought great deals of happiness and health among people, such as this cool fellow:

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It also brought happiness and health to this young lad. Just notice how eagerly he is eating it:

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The watermelons were so effective that they miraculously caused people to be courteous, such as this bearded man:

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However, there was a bright scientist who reasoned that constantly eating watermelon would be impractical, as it takes a lot of energy to cut the fruits in pieces to eat them. He also reasoned that the watermelon seeds would interfere with the eating experience. To make it less burdensome, the man came up with something called "concentrated watermelon", which had a strong green tint due to its powerful chemicals.


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Thanks to his idea, people are now benefiting from the sweet taste and nutrients of the gigantic fruit in a much simpler way. They are just a few sips away from the instant nourishing process!! Just look at this pleasantly healthy lady:


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Moreover, there are people using watermelons as hats. Just notice how nicely they fit the sizes of their heads!

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Lastly, kids thank the watermelons by making a huge assembly. They eat them competitively in order to express their intense love. Lo, that is the power of the watermelons!!

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Image sources:

1. http://www.memecenter.com...
2. http://global3.memecdn.com...
3. http://memecrunch.com...
4. http://www.troll.me...
5. http://s.origin.sharecare.com.s3.amazonaws.com...
6. http://vtec-go-go.blog.hobidas.com...
7. http://english.people.com.cn...


Debate Round No. 1
sweetbreeze

Pro

["God is the only way to heaven." - God
"That's right." - God
"Why did you record that?" - God
"No, please, don't record that." - God
"Really, stop it, this is getting embarrassing." - God
"Would you stop recording me?" - God
"But you're interesting." - Me
"Why, thank you." - God
"Hey..." - God
"LOL." - Me
"Now would you please stop?" - God
"Alright, don't get your heavenly self in a twist." - Me]

Now watch this:

http://www.youtube.com...

If you weren't quite impressed, or you're interested in reading more, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com...

Now, how 'bout some pictures now, huh?






How's that? What about this story?

[Once, there was a lunatic man. He went out for a walk and he sang, "Lalalalala..."
Then, he found a golden knife and fork. "Knife and fork, knife and fork," he said to himself.
Then, he killed a man, mysteriously. Someone saw him killed and called the police. The policeman asked everyone, "Who killed this man?!"
"Me, me, me!" said the lunatic man. "What did you kill him with?" the policeman asked. "Knife and fork, knife and fork," said the man, showing his golden knife and fork. "
"You're under arrest!" said the policeman. "Lalalalala..." sang the lunatic man.]
GOP

Con

Behold, everybody. Listen to this young man sing about fried chicken!




Also, look at this reporter knocking over a Jenga replica of the Tower of Pisa.







Also, in Soviet Russia...

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Image sources:

1. http://www.lolbrary.com...
2. http://img.pandawhale.com...

Debate Round No. 2
sweetbreeze

Pro

Watch this:
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Mulan: Mmm, tasty. :)


How 'bout this one?


Or this one?

GOP

Con











Also, don't trust atoms. They make up everything.


Image sources:
1. http://knowyourmeme.com...
2. http://i.qkme.me...
3. http://img.izismile.com...


Debate Round No. 3
sweetbreeze

Pro

[Mulan: No-one will listen!
Mushu:I'm sorry, did you say something?
Mulan: Mushu...
Mushu: Hey, you're a girl again, remember?]

[Bubble: Have you seen Tink?
Clank: No thank you, not thirsty.
Bubble: No, not drink, Tink!
Clank: I like Bubble myself.
Bubble: Tink! Have you seen Tink?!
Clank: *sniffs* I do not stink! Maybe it's you, eh? Eh, have you seen Tink?
Bubble: *putting head down on table*]

[Pumbaa: Uh-oh. Timon, you'd better come look, I think it's still alive.
Timon: Egh. What have we got here? Geez, it's a lion! Run, Pumbaa, move it!
Pumbaa: Timon, it's just a little lion. Look at him, he's so cute and all alone...can we keep him?
Timon: Pumbaa, are you nuts?! We're talking about a lion, lions eat guys like us!
Pumbaa: But he's so little.
Timon: He's gonna get bigger.
Pumbaa: Maybe he'll be on our side.
Timon: Phh, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. "Maybe he'll be on..." Wait, I've got it! What if he's on our side? You don't have a lion around, might not be such a bad idea.
Pumbaa: So we're keepin' him?
Timon: ' Course. Who's the brains in this house?
Pumbaa: Er...
Timon: My point exactly. Geez, I'm fry, let's out of here and find some shade.]

Hey, watch these funny cats in water!
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And watch the dog sing while the baby cries!
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Watch the boxing cat beat up the dog for touching him!
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Cat: Leave me alone you silly dog, or else...
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Watch this brave kitten stand up to this big dog!
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GOP

Con

Here is a video of Batman rolling with Robin:



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Image sources:

1. https://i.chzbgr.com...
2. http://t.qkme.me...
3. http://www.quickmeme.com...
4. http://www.motifake.com...
5. http://www.quickmeme.com...



Debate Round No. 4
sweetbreeze

Pro

LOL to this:


[What do you call a cat that lives in the ocean?
An octopus!]

[How do you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid!]

[What kind of bird is like a letter?
A jaybird!]

[Where do fish sleep?
In a riverbed!]

[What is never out of you?
The letter y!]

[What is black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra!]

[What is a sleeping bull?
A bull dozer!]

[What has 2 hands but no arms?
A clock!]

[What kind of nut has no shell?
A doughnut!]


Debate Round No. 5
12 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 10 records.
Posted by DebateGirl221 3 years ago
DebateGirl221
@sweetbreeze

Round 4- Bubble and Clank quote. It's one of my fave scenes from the film. lol! :)
Posted by Shadowguynick 3 years ago
Shadowguynick
@sweetbreeze it was just a joke. I just thought it would be funny to take an internet meme and apply it to a joke debate.
Posted by Roufie 3 years ago
Roufie
I think posting stuff from the internet does not make you funny especially more than one another. Being funny is more on a creative and complex type of scale in tons of forms IE: Improv, Storytelling. Impressions/impersonations, actions/movements ETC"" so Its more than making childish comic strips. Also you'd have to be good with wordplay but most importantly delivery.
Posted by sweetbreeze 3 years ago
sweetbreeze
@Shadowguynick

That's not very nice. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Posted by Shadowguynick 3 years ago
Shadowguynick
Your jokes are bad and you should feel bad.
Posted by sweetbreeze 3 years ago
sweetbreeze
I wish people would just vote without going tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie all the time. It's boring when debates end with a 0-0 tie.
Posted by sweetbreeze 3 years ago
sweetbreeze
I wish people would vote tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie. It's boring when debates end with a 0-0 tie.
Posted by sweetbreeze 3 years ago
sweetbreeze
@Sargon

What's the point of voting when you just go for tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie...?
Posted by sweetbreeze 3 years ago
sweetbreeze
@MassiveDump

What's the point of voting when you go for tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie...?
Posted by GOP 3 years ago
GOP
lol jk about my previous comment
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Reasons for voting decision: Remember when memes were funny? I don't.