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ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe
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The Contender
Benshapiro
Con (against)
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Why not Shrek?

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Benshapiro
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/9/2014 Category: Religion
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe

Pro

I believe Shrek is God. There is no proof that he isn't. If you say he is just from a movie i will have to say you are wrong. The Christian God is from a book. So what makes them so different. Both of them have words in it right? So for all you Non-Believers of Shrek prepare to be Shrekt. Have a Onion and a happy new Swamp Rat Stew.

I was only 9 years old.
I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I"ve been given. "Shrek is love" I say, "Shrek is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a fgt. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion
to Shrek. I called him a cvnt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Shrek! I was so happy.
He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I spread my a$$ cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my bvtthole. It hurts so much,
but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.
I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar as he fills my bvtt
with his love. My dad walks in.
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says, "It's all ogre now."
Shrek leaves through my window.
Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Benshapiro

Con

The BoP rests on pro to show that Shrek (from the movie "Shrek") is God. He reasons that there is no proof to the contrary of asserting that Shrek isn't God. This doesn't uphold his BoP to show that Shrek *is* God. He also implies that since the Christian God is from a book and since Shrek is from a movie, that both are equally apt to be God. This assumes that the Christian God is true because it's from a book but this claim hasn't been proven.

Thus far pro has not met his BoP. I await his next round.
Debate Round No. 1
ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe

Pro

ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe

Pro

ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe

Pro

ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe

Pro

ShrekisL0ve_ShrekisLyfe forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by Benshapiro 2 years ago
Benshapiro
Well you have to define what you mean by God first.
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Vote Placed by Zarroette 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: What kind of a resolution is "Why Not Shrek?" Why do these debates exist? Conduct against Pro for forfeiting. Arguments to Con for pointing out the BoP, which was he only argument made.
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Reasons for voting decision: Forfeiture
Vote Placed by darthebearnc 2 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Conduct - Pro forfeited and Con didn't. Spelling - Pro misspelled numerous words whilst Con had good spelling/grammar throughout. Arguments - Pro basically just quoted a YouTube video whilst Con provided a good argument regarding the Burden of Proof.