The Instigator
CAPLlock
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Losing
3 Points
The Contender
OMGJustinBieber
Con (against)
Winning
42 Points

Worst [best?] way to die

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/16/2011 Category: Arts
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Voting Period
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CAPLlock

Pro

One must give a POSSIBLE way to die. What event happens has to exist.
OMGJustinBieber

Con

I'm taking this as "worst way to die." I'm not sure why "best" is in brackets, but first round should be for acceptance, lets go!
Debate Round No. 1
CAPLlock

Pro

CAPLlock forfeited this round.
OMGJustinBieber

Con

OMGJustinBieber forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
CAPLlock

Pro

You wake up in a room. A light shines above you. Around you is nothing but pitch darkness. You are bound to a post, naked. A man appears in the light with a amphetamine drop. He explains you will stay awake for most of the 'show'. He starts by blinding you via stabbing you with a rusty needle. Then he talks about axes swinging about. He also reports that they are now visible in the shiny lamp. He draws with a marker, this is where your going to be cut. But only your upper layer of skin will be damaged. Next a nest of bees lands on you. They sting! You hear him laugh! The axes strike again, but this time your chest. Next, he places sticks of TNT in holes around your body. These will be of use later. But he isn't done! He pours an alkali bath on you, lights the fuse, and leaves.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Amphetamine
OMGJustinBieber

Con

That's pretty sick, I'll try my best.

You're strapped to bed. Your mom comes in, but she's naked. She comes up and hits you in the face, and then she hits you again but this time it like totally stings. You say "Why mom?" but before you can go on she is rubbing her titties in your face. You try to struggle but then your dad (who has AIDS) comes in and starts sodomizing you. After your mom and dad are done with you and you've been infected, they just let you be for a few months and let the AIDS kick in. Afterwards, when the disease has kicked in, your mom comes back and starts poking you in the eyes with a rusty needle until your blind. After that's done your dad rips out all your nails after shoving bamboo chutes up them. Your dad then calls "Jimmy the mobster" who breaks your kneecaps with a baseball bat and then forcibly sodomizes you again. After giving you like 2 hours to recover, mom and dad return to sprinkle you with drop of sulfuric acid, which literally sears through the skin and eats through organs. Mom and Dad do this until you die, but not before calling over a group of japanese men to perform one last act of bukkake.

Good luck to Pro!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by TheBookRevOlution 2 years ago
TheBookRevOlution
o.O
Posted by Yarely 5 years ago
Yarely
Lool I love OMGJustinBieber's worst way to die
Posted by CAPLlock 5 years ago
CAPLlock
That made me lol
Posted by Mr.Infidel 5 years ago
Mr.Infidel
Omgjustinbieber, that was quite disturbing...
Posted by blackhawk1331 5 years ago
blackhawk1331
I have to say, CAPLock's way to die has me pretty disturbed.
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Vote Placed by Yep 5 years ago
Yep
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Reasons for voting decision: Justin Beiber you sick little girl!! Bukkake... oh the horror!!!!
Vote Placed by Man-is-good 5 years ago
Man-is-good
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Reasons for voting decision: Both members obviously should not be disturbed, lest their fancies (though neither rivaled Meatros in his own debate....and his grotesque obsession with death) be wakened. Con's death was more gruesome; it involved the sexual harassment and sodomy of one by his/her parents (the mother rubbing her tithes into the person's face, the father with the AIDS deliberately spreading the disease to his son/daughter, pouring acid across the body, and so forth).....
Vote Placed by InVinoVeritas 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's is so disgusting... Japanese guys performing bukkake... Literally icing on the cake. :)
Vote Placed by lannan13 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: both are erry but OMG gets points for the rape contestment. Caplock yours is more quick I rathier die your way so I give you a gammar points.
Vote Placed by 16kadams 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: um...con had the worst way ever possible. But he had a source. so he wins that. But really why the rape?
Vote Placed by Calvincambridge 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Yuck pariental gay rape yuck
Vote Placed by thett3 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con had a disturbing childhood, clearly.
Vote Placed by jm_notguilty 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Disturbing yet hilarious.
Vote Placed by BlackVoid 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Parental rape. Nuff said. I've got a few interesting ideas for this type of debate...
Vote Placed by Mestari 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Voting Con to secure my sexuality.