Worst pick-up lines
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Only rule: Make them horrible :)
You can go ahead and start off if you'd like.
PS Don't judge me if these are really weird :)
Guy: "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"
Guy: Pulls pants pockets inside-out "Would you like to??"
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Was your father a thief? Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put into your eyes,
"Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"
"Did you just fart? 'cause you just blew me away"
If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas.
Is your boy friend sitting here( Guy)
Now he is
"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."
"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"
"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning."
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south...
If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don't worry cause I told Santa I wanted you for X-Mas.
" Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"
"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."
"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
I lost my keys..... Can I check your pants?
Do you get your pants on sale, because at my house they would be 100% off.
Interesting fact. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a second............... Wanna work out?
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Vote Placed by imabench 1 year ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This was supposed to be a debate using the worst pick up lines but both sides used pick up lines that were actually clever so I have to leave this as a tie
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