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Worst pick-up lines

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 8/4/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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emmalynn

Pro

I wish to debate you, JMan, on horrible pick-up lines. May the one with the worst pick-up lines win!!!

Only rule: Make them horrible :)
JMan1424

Con

Ok thanks for inviting me to this debate and may the worst arguments win!

You can go ahead and start off if you'd like.

PS Don't judge me if these are really weird :)
Debate Round No. 1
emmalynn

Pro

Ok here we go:

Guy: "Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?"
Girl: "No"
Guy: Pulls pants pockets inside-out "Would you like to??"
JMan1424

Con

Ok let's see,

If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

Was your father a thief? Coz someone stole the stars from the sky to put into your eyes,
Debate Round No. 2
emmalynn

Pro

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over, then say "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."

"Hey baby, How would you like to join me in some math? We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply!"

"Did you just fart? 'cause you just blew me away"
JMan1424

Con

If I were a squirrel and you were a squirrel would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If you jingle my bells I'll promise you a white Christmas.

Is your boy friend sitting here( Guy)
No( Girl)
Now he is
Debate Round No. 3
emmalynn

Pro

"I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

"Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."

"I've lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?"

"Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He'd like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning."
JMan1424

Con

The word for tonight is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word.

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south...

If a fat man puts you in a bag tonight, don't worry cause I told Santa I wanted you for X-Mas.
Debate Round No. 4
emmalynn

Pro

"I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."

" Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?"

"Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me."

"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
JMan1424

Con

I'm like a Rubik's cube. The more you play with me the harder I get.

I lost my keys..... Can I check your pants?

Do you get your pants on sale, because at my house they would be 100% off.

Interesting fact. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a second............... Wanna work out?
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Lovetheworld4real 1 year ago
Lovetheworld4real
Here's one: are you a hard worker? Me too! Wanna get busy? ;)
Posted by Lovetheworld4real 1 year ago
Lovetheworld4real
Wow I am SO using these
Posted by hldemi 1 year ago
hldemi
Or Im gonna do you like Ted Bundy. Even the necrophiliac part. My bunny.
Posted by Emilrose 1 year ago
Emilrose
I know so much worse than these...

How about: 'once I've finished with you, your pu$$y won't even look like a pu$$y'.

Or 'don't worry about me ripping your bra in half, I'm gonna rip YOU in half!'.
Posted by emmalynn 1 year ago
emmalynn
go back to the kennel big dog. This is my debate! :)
Posted by JMan1424 1 year ago
JMan1424
Don't listen to her! Vote for the big dog :)
Posted by lol101 1 year ago
lol101
Mine was terrible. On purpose. ;). It should have been touch not sit.
Posted by emmalynn 1 year ago
emmalynn
oh no no no
the right choice would be for me :)
Posted by JMan1424 1 year ago
JMan1424
Pssssst! Vote for me!!
Posted by emmalynn 1 year ago
emmalynn
Please vote for who you think had the best - worst pick up lines
Thanks!
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by imabench 1 year ago
imabench
emmalynnJMan1424Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: This was supposed to be a debate using the worst pick up lines but both sides used pick up lines that were actually clever so I have to leave this as a tie