The Instigator
YamaVonKarma
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Losing
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The Contender
Jonbonbon
Con (against)
Winning
6 Points

Yama would make the Superior ruler

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Post Voting Period
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after 2 votes the winner is...
Jonbonbon
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/30/2014 Category: Politics
Updated: 2 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 877 times Debate No: 62464
Debate Rounds (4)
Comments (10)
Votes (2)

 

YamaVonKarma

Pro

Round 1: Acceptance
Round 2: Futile attempt by Jon to assert herself as the better leader
Round 3: Attempt 2
Round 4: Closing Statements
Jonbonbon

Con

I accept this challenge.

Bring it.
Debate Round No. 1
YamaVonKarma

Pro

1. Yama is Supreme
-Self Explanatory
2. Yama is an accomplished military leader
-Do I even need to go into this broja? Have yourself some facts.
-List of Yama's achievements
-Killed the Terrorist Makarov - Hanging
-Killed the Cyberdemon - Bullets
-Killed Mecha-Hitler - Sudden death upon realization of what he was going up against
-Note: Proceeded to have relations with the skulls of Hitler and Eva Braun. Followed by accidentally burning most of Berlin to the ground during a "Victory Fire".
-Nuked Megaton
-Note: Lit a cigar and laughed as it burned
-Nuked Tenpenny Tower
-Note: Lit a cigar and laughed as it burned
-Ended the Incidents of Gensokyo
-Scarlet Mist Incident
-Note: Proceeded to sleep with every resident of the Scarlet Mansion as any true patriot would
-Spring Snow Incident
-Night Parade of One Hundred Oni Every Four Days
-Eternal Night Incident
-Sixty Year Cycle Great Barrier Incident
-Genso-Lunar War
-Vampire Incident
-The Great Barrier Disturbance
-Second Lunar War
-Hakurei Shrine event
-Hakurei Shrine event (second)
-Mysterious ruins event
-Hakurei shrine event (third)
-Makai invasion event
-Killed the Ender Dragon
-Elder Scrolls Campaign
-Killed Alduin
-Note: ... had relations with soul of deceased.
-Prevent Dagon from entering Nirn
-Stopped the plot of Jagar Tharn
-Killed 1st Dragonborn
-Killed Vivic
-Killed Dagoth Ur
-Ended Bloodmoon
-Killed the Tribunal
-Lead the sacking of Windhelm
-Fallout Campaign:
-Forced the Master to Rage Quit on life
-United Capital Wasteland in glorious genetic purity
-United Mojave desert under his glorious rule
-Blew the Enclave to China
-Mikal campaign:
-Forced Mikal to rage quit
-Note: Proceeded to mentally T-Bag him
-Kidnapped Santa - Proved Santa was real

These glorious feats, along with the victories of Prussia over its enemies during the rule of the Hohenzollern idictate a simple truth. The rule of the Hohenzollern line should be reinstated on a global scale with King Yama as its leader.


Jonbonbon

Con

Jonbonbon forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
YamaVonKarma

Pro

This is my final argument. Yama would make the better ruler because Yama is secretly....

A ruler... You all know my shame, now!
Jonbonbon

Con

Well, I apologize for the forfeit. I'll accept a loss of conduct points for that, but I still have the opportunity to win on the other judging criteria established by DDO.

Anyway, let's stop distracting ourselves with my opponent's arguments and go back to the-world-of-things-that-actually-happen. You will then understand why I am the better ruler.

Since the debate was never defined, it's still up to interpretation, which means I'm going to define it as "someone who has a position of command over other people" [1]

Rebuttal:

I'm not sure how a ruler (measuring tool) could do all the things that a ruler (commander) needs to do. I mean, he can either be a great warrior or a ruler, but he can't be both.

He needs to make up his mind.

Personal qualifications:

I actually am a ruler:

I am the Troll Queen, and I'm already in place to become the Troll Goddess of Reason once my time has passed. I have written out a constitution for the Troll Kingdom, and I have recruited several users as knights.

I am already gifted with leading as is shown by my history as a troll.

I am the High Prophet of the Great Morgan Freeman:

I mean, all I have to do is say it's true, and it's true [2]

Unless one of you blasphemers wants to claim superior knowledge to that of the Great Morgan Freeman. PMF.

I am a great warrior:

Some time ago the user Mikal set up a pokemon style challenge. The goal was to for a user to transcend all forms of debate, including troll debating. Each user had to defeat all holders of the badges respective to their form of debate then challenge the top four debaters. I was the holder of the trolling badge. There was no one who was able to defeat me.

I rule my opponent:

P1: My opponent is a troll.
P2: I am the Troll Queen.
C: I rule my opponent.

Bam.

Nuff said.

Anyway thanks for reading this argument. I am still in this thing.

Sources:
[1] Jonbonbon's Unabridged Dictionary
[2] The Great Morgan Freeman
Debate Round No. 3
YamaVonKarma

Pro

YamaVonKarma forfeited this round.
Jonbonbon

Con

Well my opponent forfeited just like me. I guess you can now vote for whoever you think did the better job.

Since I have nothing to respond to, I'll just close this out by saying thank you for reading!
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by Adam2isback 2 years ago
Adam2isback
It's no wonder he thought Germany was Germanic too.
Posted by Adam2isback 2 years ago
Adam2isback
How's he gonna make a good ruler if he can't even have his facts correct?
Posted by Adam2isback 2 years ago
Adam2isback
This guy thinks all of Europe is Germanic. lol
Posted by YamaVonKarma 2 years ago
YamaVonKarma
@Cen, ... none of those people are "Good". Even Santa is evil, as Santa is secretly Satan.
Posted by YamaVonKarma 2 years ago
YamaVonKarma
I'm holding off on this. It'll only be 5 sentences at max.
Posted by Jonbonbon 2 years ago
Jonbonbon
Lol whoops, I timed that wrong.
Posted by Jonbonbon 2 years ago
Jonbonbon
Please excuse the language but http://anongallery.org...
Posted by YamaVonKarma 2 years ago
YamaVonKarma
This was merely foreplay. The next round will be won simply.
Posted by RevL8ion 2 years ago
RevL8ion
Oh, dear. I wonder how this will turn out. XD
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Vote Placed by 9spaceking 2 years ago
9spaceking
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Reasons for voting decision: I felt like pro showed off many good achievements but had terrible immoral achievements as well. All of con's achievements were good, so she wins.
Vote Placed by Cermank 2 years ago
Cermank
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Reasons for voting decision: An extremely important topic, I'm kinda sad that both of them couldn't do justice to the topic. Both pro and con forfeited, so conduct is tied. Getting down onto the meat of the args, Yamas list of achievements was impressive. But I was skeptical of a few of them, (sorry yama). A source was imperative for most of them. Plus a lot of people you killed had a nice sounding name, I don't want a leader who kills the good guys. That's not a superior leader. That's literally hitler. Plus you kidnapped santa you evil yama. Jon had some strong arguments. And they went unrefuted. so arguments go to Jon. Plus I thought her last arg won the debate. Even if Yama's were strong, and we accept yama is a ruler, Jon rules yama and hence is a superior ruler. 3-0 to jon.