The Instigator
Rockylightning
Pro (for)
Winning
10 Points
The Contender
haxandrew
Con (against)
Losing
3 Points

Yo MAMA war

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after 2 votes the winner is...
Rockylightning
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/19/2010 Category: Education
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,701 times Debate No: 11232
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (3)
Votes (2)

 

Rockylightning

Pro

5 jokes per round
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
haxandrew

Con

Yo mamas so fat that when she put a quarter in the parking meter she says "wheres my gumball"

Yo mamas so fat people revolve around her!

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs!
Debate Round No. 1
Rockylightning

Pro

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
haxandrew

Con

haxandrew forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2
Rockylightning

Pro

Yo mama so fat she stopped you from replying to this debate
Yo mama so stupid she is taken to the hospital not in an ambulance, but the space shuttle crawler.
Yo mama so ugly and greasy if you punch her with a blindfold on you would think your punching a cooked steak
Yo mama so hairy and fat when she gets a haircut the barber thinks she's a buffalo
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
haxandrew

Con

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!

Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911!"

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money!

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl and a spoon!
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Loveshismom 3 years ago
Loveshismom
Why did you guys vote for yourselves?
Posted by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
Yo mama so fat that to get her inside you need to grease the door and hold a twinky on the other side
that one's funny too
Posted by CrysisPillar 7 years ago
CrysisPillar
hmm...this is a tough decision...
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Vote Placed by Rockylightning 7 years ago
Rockylightning
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Vote Placed by haxandrew 7 years ago
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