The Instigator
eltigrey
Pro (for)
Losing
16 Points
The Contender
DetectableNinja
Con (against)
Winning
22 Points

Yo Mama Fight!

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after 13 votes the winner is...
DetectableNinja
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/1/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,494 times Debate No: 18572
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (6)
Votes (13)

 

eltigrey

Pro

1st Round Acceptance, Whoever has the better jokes wins, 5 minutes between each round
DetectableNinja

Con

I accept. Do your worst!
Debate Round No. 1
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA is SOOOOO STUPID, when you asked for a color tv, She Said, WHAT COLOR?!?!?!
DetectableNinja

Con

Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her!
Debate Round No. 2
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA is so Fat and Stupid, that she brought a spoon..........TO THE SUPER BOWL
DetectableNinja

Con

Yo mama is so stupid, she failed a survey!
Debate Round No. 3
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA is Sooooo FAT, she has to iron her pants........ON THE DRIVEWAY!
DetectableNinja

Con

Yo mama is so old, she waited tables at the Last Supper!
Debate Round No. 4
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA IS SOOOOOOO FAT, obi-wan said "Thats no moon......................THATS YO MAMA!!!"
DetectableNinja

Con

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes blind children cry!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by dman971 5 years ago
dman971
I don't see the point for needing 5 minutes between each round. That just sounds like an excuse in order to look up new jokes online. If you're REALLY doing a Yo-Mamma Battle.. you should already have your jokes ready in your back pocket. It should be one right after the other, no waiting.
Posted by Fjkhsaflkja 5 years ago
Fjkhsaflkja
do you want to debate me etigrey
Posted by Lordknukle 5 years ago
Lordknukle
My voting decision thing malfunctioned. Here it is:
Con didn't use caps to emphasize and yell his words ( +1 conduct). Con used better grammar ( +1 s&g). I think that con's jokes were funnier (+3 arguments).
Posted by Fjkhsaflkja 5 years ago
Fjkhsaflkja
I gotta do one of those as a debate. They are so funny
Posted by DetectableNinja 5 years ago
DetectableNinja
Absolutely!
Posted by eltigrey 5 years ago
eltigrey
Good Match Friend, Lets do that another time
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Vote Placed by blackhawk1331 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked con's first joke the most.
Vote Placed by dappleshade 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I liked Pro's jokes better too :)
Vote Placed by Rockylightning 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Ninja had better ones.
Vote Placed by BlackVoid 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I loved the Dora and Last Supper joke.
Vote Placed by jm_notguilty 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I found PRO's jokes funnier :D
Vote Placed by Johnicle 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The Dora joke is quite funny. Only time I actually laughed out loud. But I liked the emphasis on the words from pro (thus the conduct point).
Vote Placed by seraine 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Rounds one and two were tied, but Con won rounds three and four.
Vote Placed by F-16_Fighting_Falcon 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro gets two points because his round 2 and round 4 arguments were funnier than Con's. Both presented equally funny arguments in the other rounds.
Vote Placed by Lordknukle 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con didn't use caps to emphasize and yell his words ( 1 conduct). Con used better grammar ( 1 s
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Reasons for voting decision: the last supper joke won it for me.