The Instigator
chit0wn
Con (against)
Losing
7 Points
The Contender
eltigrey
Pro (for)
Winning
15 Points

Yo Mama Fight!

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after 5 votes the winner is...
eltigrey
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/1/2011 Category: Philosophy
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,575 times Debate No: 18577
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (3)
Votes (5)

 

chit0wn

Con

Yo mama is so fat, she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs!
eltigrey

Pro

(I will be using large font and caps to enphasize my jokes)

YO MAMA, is SOOO FAT! when she put on a red jacket, everyone sais, "HEY KOOLAID!"
Debate Round No. 1
chit0wn

Con

Yo mama is so ghetto that when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out!
eltigrey

Pro

YOOOO mama, is SOO FAT! When the waiter gave her the menu at a restraunt, she said "OK!"
Debate Round No. 2
chit0wn

Con

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to EVERYBODY!
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA, is SO FAT! We have pool parties, IN HER BELLY BUTTON!
Debate Round No. 3
chit0wn

Con

Yo mama is so fat, the only thing keeping her from getting her McDonald's is the door!
eltigrey

Pro

YO MAMA, is so OLD! Her social secerity number is 1
Debate Round No. 4
chit0wn

Con

Yo mama is so nasty, when I asked her what was for breakfast,
she got up on the table, spread her legs, and said, "Blue Waffle."
eltigrey

Pro

Yo MAMA is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her butt out the way first!
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by chit0wn 5 years ago
chit0wn
i really fucked up on number 1
Posted by eltigrey 5 years ago
eltigrey
To late (lol)
Posted by chit0wn 5 years ago
chit0wn
On round 1, I meant she is so nasty. Not fat.
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Vote Placed by 1Historygenius 5 years ago
1Historygenius
chit0wneltigreyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con did have better conduct in terms of variety of Yo Mama jokes because Pro really only had Yo Mama so Fat jokes. Still Pros were far more funny. Pro had one spelling issue so Con has the advantage in terms of spelling.
Vote Placed by Man-is-good 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I generally dislike voting on YO MAMA "debates" but this one was quite funny...Ultimately, Pro won since I found his jokes to be funny: the god creating light one, the waiter-menu, and the kool-aid joke were all hilarious. One point of spelling ("social security")...
Vote Placed by GaryBacon 5 years ago
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chit0wneltigreyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Rounds 1, 2, and 5 I give to Pro. Rounds 3 and 4 I give to Con. 3 rounds beats 2. Pro wins. However, Round 1 might've had a different result had Con taken the time to review the post and word it properly.
Vote Placed by BlackVoid 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Social security number. Only a 1 point victory because the God one is so overused.
Vote Placed by F-16_Fighting_Falcon 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro round 1, Con round 2, neither round 3, both round 4 and Con round 5 were funny.