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Yo Mama Joke Battle

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Started: 2/15/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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AirForce

Pro

This is a friendly battle of yo mama jokes. Pretty self explanatory right? Cussing and profanity is accepted. First round is acceptance. In each round, you can put up to five yo mama jokes. Good luck to whoever my opponent is.
Anathema

Con

I accept your challenge.
Debate Round No. 1
AirForce

Pro

Alright let's get this party started then.

Yo mama's so dark, she makes a Black Hole look like nothing.

Yo mama's so fat, her feet get home twenty minutes before the rest of her does.

Yo mama's so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone.

Yo mama is so old that when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Anathema

Con

Well done I am mildly impressed, however I believe I can do better.

Yo mamas tits sag so bad Salvadore dahli mistook them for clocks

Yo mama is so fucked up helium makes her descend

Yo mama is so old when she fucked gilgamesh she was arrested for pedophilia

Yo mama so ugly even Hydrogen wouldn't bond with her

Yo mama so dense light can't excape her
Debate Round No. 2
AirForce

Pro

Hahaha. I'm liking this.

Yo Momma so white, that Charlie Sheen told her "The cocaine goes IN YOUR NOSE not all over your face genius".

Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS.

Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama such an old whore she slept with the Father, The Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Anathema

Con

Anathema forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
AirForce

Pro

Well I don't know my opponent's situation, but it is sad that he\she forfeited. But, I'm a nice guy and I'll let my opponent post ten yo mama jokes on his\her next round. But remember voters, HE\SHE DID FORFEIT A ROUND!!
Now, on with the jokes!

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mamma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mamma so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

Yo mamma so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!!

Yo mamma so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Anathema

Con

Anathema forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
AirForce

Pro

Again, I don't know my opponent's situation, but he\she forfeited ANOTHER round. I'll let him\her post FIFTEEN yo mama jokes on their last round.

Yo mama's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mama's like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

Yo mama's is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!

Yo mama's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy!

Yo mama's so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter!

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Anathema

Con

Anathema forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by AirForce 3 years ago
AirForce
I can't believe no one voted..
Posted by AirForce 3 years ago
AirForce
Please people VOTE!!
Posted by AirForce 3 years ago
AirForce
No votes people! Really?
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