The Instigator
BillyTheKids
Pro (for)
Losing
1 Points
The Contender
dairygirl4u2c
Con (against)
Winning
33 Points

Yo Mama Jokes, accept if you dare, though, you will lose

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after 6 votes the winner is...
dairygirl4u2c
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/12/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,465 times Debate No: 31224
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (3)
Votes (6)

 

BillyTheKids

Pro

Ready, this is gonna be so easy, Yo Mama so ugly, shes uglier than you, OOOOOOHHHHHHH!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she was seen by the news helecopter, they labeled her F.A.T.

Yo Mama so dumb, she 's legally dumb!!!

3 jokes a round
dairygirl4u2c

Con

yo mama is so fat, she sweats chocolate milk

yo mama is so fat, when she gets on the elevator... it goes down

yo mama is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade
Debate Round No. 1
BillyTheKids

Pro

Yo Mama so OLD that she is as old as the idea of old

Yo mama so ugly, when she walked into the supermarket, people turned to stone without looking at her

Yo Mama so dumb, she won a Darwin award
dairygirl4u2c

Con

yo mama is so dumb, she spent ten hours looking at an orange juice container cause it said "concentrate"

yo mama is so ugly, kids dress up as her for halloween

yo mama is so poor, when her family wants to watch TV, they have to go to Sears
Debate Round No. 2
BillyTheKids

Pro

Yo mama so skanky, when she went to the club, she slept with the people there

Yo mama so funny, but she needs to learn looks arent everything.

Yo Mama so poor, she is poor! BAAAAAM try to beat that ;)
dairygirl4u2c

Con

yo mama is so fat, that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops

yo mama is so fat, that she doesn"t eat with a fork, she eats with a forklift

yo mama is so fat, that the sign inside the restaurant says "maximum occupancy: 300, or yo mama"
Debate Round No. 3
BillyTheKids

Pro

Time to get serious...

Yo Mama so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo Mama is like a bowling ball, she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.

Yo Mama so slutty, you are half human half horse.
dairygirl4u2c

Con

yo mama is so fat, that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton"s got an echo

yo mama is so fat, that the postal service gave her her own zip code
Debate Round No. 4
BillyTheKids

Pro

Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
dairygirl4u2c

Con

yo mama is so fat, that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does

yo mama is so old, when i told her to act her age, she died

yo mama is so fat, that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctors gave her ten years to live
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by BillyTheKids 4 years ago
BillyTheKids
DO you really trying boy, wait until the last round, that will give them a chance.
Posted by MassiveDump 4 years ago
MassiveDump
Billy, I gotta be honest, your jokes are pretty weak, dairygirl's aren't a mile better, but at least have a punchline.
Posted by June57 4 years ago
June57
Haha. I love the elevator one! I love these types of debates! At least you don't get a whole bunch of debators who think they are so smart but really don't even bring up valid facts to support their arguments!
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Vote Placed by masterchief12 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Dude, Billythekids, you suck at yo mama jokes
Vote Placed by KingDebater 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Good jokes from both sides, but Con's were funnier.
Vote Placed by twilke 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was more funny.
Vote Placed by sbaik610 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con had better jokes
Vote Placed by Archangel35 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was hilarious. I was laughing harder than pro's jokes
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Reasons for voting decision: she died