Yo Mama Jokes!
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Yo mama joke... 3 jokes per round. No swearing please. Thanks :D
Yo mama's so fat that not even 50 sumo wrestlers can out-weight her.
Yo mama's so white that kids thought she was a ghost
Yo mama's so fat that once she's on her back, all she can do is stay on her back.
1. Yo mama's like a racecar, burns through four rubbers in one night.
2. Yo mama's so ugly she even makes the Kool-Aid man say "Oh no."
3. I wouldn't talk about my mom being on her back all the time, yo mama spends alot of time on her back, too. I know, I was there.
Yo mama's so fat she walks slower than a turtle.
Yo mama's so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license.
Yo mama's so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Not my problem.
Yo mama's so ugly, Scream doesn't even give her a phone call.
Yo mama's so ugly, her milkshakes bring her yard to the boys.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a driving test and they gave her a DUI.
DebaterAgent forfeited this round.
Yo mama's so fat she walked in front of your computer and you missed three debate rounds.
Yo mama's so disgusting that even cockroaches run away.
Yo mama's so old that she's seen dinosaurs and have pictures of them.
Yo mama's so stupid, she had to repeat kindergarten 10 times... oh wait... she can't count...
Oh, he's done? I was waiting for the punchline.
Yo mama's so ugly she looked out the window and got a ticket for mooning.
Yo mama's so fat when she goes to see a movie she sits by everybody.
Yo mama's so ugly she can make Jehova's Witnesses leave.
Yo mama's so skinny when she faces sideways, she's gone!
Yo mama's so poor she was bragging to everyone when she found a penny.
YO mama's so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent.
Yo mama's so stupid she got checkmated in rock paper scissors.
Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parking lot.
Yo mama's so stupid she voted Pro.
This was fun, thanks!
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by Wallstreetatheist 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con was funnier and Pro forfeited.
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