The Instigator
THEVIRUS
Pro (for)
Losing
2 Points
The Contender
corey561
Con (against)
Winning
11 Points

Yo Mama Jokes!

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after 3 votes the winner is...
corey561
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/16/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,587 times Debate No: 29279
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (2)
Votes (3)

 

THEVIRUS

Pro

Two jokes per round. 1st round one start joke only. Have fun! BTW winner doesn't need all 7 points, vote how you thought it went.

Yo Mama so fat she stepped in the water and they called her an island.
corey561

Con

Yo mama is so ugly, the neighbors break in to close the curtains.
Debate Round No. 1
THEVIRUS

Pro

Yo Mama so old in history class they recorded what was happening

Yo Mama so fat she needs a longitude and latitude number to find her own a**hole
corey561

Con

Your Yo Mama jokes are old, overused, and cheap; just like yo mama

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age and she died.
Debate Round No. 2
THEVIRUS

Pro

Yo Mama so stupid she needed directions to her house.

Yo Mama so fat she woke up on the wrong side of all three beds
corey561

Con

I cannot comment on your mother because cows are sacred in my country

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by THEVIRUS 3 years ago
THEVIRUS
Those last few were funny, corey561. I have a funny video though. I would totally use these next time if there wasn't so much swearing.
Posted by DakotaKrafick 3 years ago
DakotaKrafick
Truly, when the founders of this site envisioned what kind of intellectual and fruitful debates would take place here, this is what they had in mind.
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Vote Placed by MochaShakaKhan 3 years ago
MochaShakaKhan
THEVIRUScorey561Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con's first joke made me laugh the hardest. Pro's last joke almost won me over, but con's joke was still funny after the second time reading it, so he gets the win.
Vote Placed by ockcatdaddy 3 years ago
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THEVIRUScorey561Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: tore it up with the cows are sacred thing but the last one was stupid mine are better on my debate though
Vote Placed by Bull_Diesel 3 years ago
Bull_Diesel
THEVIRUScorey561Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con. Sorry pro, con takes it. Cows are sacred was funny. old overused and cheap was funny as hell. BMI was funny.