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Yo-Mama Smackdown

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Started: 1/1/2017 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
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shawnmccaul22

Pro

Hello fellow opponent. You are able to say one or two jokes per round. I will say my jokes now.

Yo mama's SO ugly, that when she went to a stop sign, it flipped over and read,"GET THE F**K OUT OF HERE.

Yo-Mama's so fat, that when she went to a pool, the owner said,"I'm sorry, but you can't park your car here."
SegBeg

Con

I gladly accept. Bear in mind this is my first Yo-Mama smackdown so I might or might not be terrible.

Yo mama's so weak, old ladies help her across the street

Yo mama's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Debate Round No. 1
shawnmccaul22

Pro

So far, you are doing okay (This is my first one too). Good luck to you.

Yo mama's so tiny, she committed by jumping off the bed

Yo mama's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to be baptized.

Reveal your jokes
SegBeg

Con

You're good too

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

proceed...
Debate Round No. 2
shawnmccaul22

Pro

Thanks, I will proceed

Yo-Mama's so ugly, Nationwide isn't on her side.
Yo-Mama's so fat, her belt size is "Lose some weight, you idiot"

Now to the quarter-finals
SegBeg

Con

I'm ready to get it on bruh...

Yo mama's so ugly, the ugly stepsisters, threw up on her shoes

Yo mama's so fat, her butt is bigger than Russia

I dare you to top that....
Debate Round No. 3
shawnmccaul22

Pro

I will attempt to.

Yo-Mama's so old, her birth certificate said EXPIRED
Yo-Mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology from a condom company

MAY THE BEST WIN
SegBeg

Con

Here I go...

Yo mama's so smelly, skunk spray is enough to get her around

Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.

Thanks for this "debate" I enjoyed it!
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by shawnmccaul22 1 year ago
shawnmccaul22
TACOS. Why not?
Posted by shawnmccaul22 1 year ago
shawnmccaul22
Good luck SegBeg
Posted by Bribri10114 1 year ago
Bribri10114
These are the kind of debates that need to happen more often.
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