The Instigator
Dude_3
Pro (for)
Losing
2 Points
The Contender
ladygagadisco
Con (against)
Winning
18 Points

Yo Mama jokes Ultimate Battle

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after 3 votes the winner is...
ladygagadisco
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/12/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,204 times Debate No: 31223
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (1)
Votes (3)

 

Dude_3

Pro

Yo mama Jokes Ultimate Battle! Each of us does 1 joke/ round, a total of 5. Bring it on!
(I will do 2 jokes in rd. 2 because it counts this as my round 1.)
ladygagadisco

Con

I accept this challenge! Good luck to Pro.

Yo mama's so poor she couldn't afford to pay attention!
Debate Round No. 1
Dude_3

Pro

good luck to you too:

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everyone.
ladygagadisco

Con

I thought you were doing two in Round 2 to even it out? Make sure you do two in Round 3 then :)

Yo mama's face is so ugly that even Bob the Builder said, "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Debate Round No. 2
Dude_3

Pro

Oops :), forgot:

Yo mama's so ugly that when she looked in the mirror it broke.
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped outside in a yellow jacket, the sun said "Lunch Break!".
ladygagadisco

Con

Yo mama's so stupid that when she saw the "Wet Floor" sign, she wet the floor.
Debate Round No. 3
Dude_3

Pro

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped in the elevator, it could only go down.
ladygagadisco

Con

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Debate Round No. 4
Dude_3

Pro

lol nice one:

Yo mama's so stupid she starved in a grocery store with $1000 in her pocket.
ladygagadisco

Con

Yo mama's so ugly, when yo grandma threw her on the road, she got a ticket for littering.

Thanks for creating this debate! It was fun!

Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by Dude_3 3 years ago
Dude_3
Nice debate.

I actually think it should have been a tie, because although some of yours were funnier, some of mine were better insults, and the goal of a yo mama joke is to do both, but I can't argue with the voters ;).
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Vote Placed by twilke 3 years ago
twilke
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Reasons for voting decision: Both sides were very funny, but con had more good jokes.
Vote Placed by DWolf2k2 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: First off, nothing in R1 directs voters to a 7-pt win so there. Second, Con just brought funnier hits to the table, but Pro had a good jab or 2, so that's why I'm scoring this 2-5.
Vote Placed by Archangel35 3 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con made me laugh more