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Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT"
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!
Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!
Yo mama twice the man you are.
Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.
Well, when yo mama sits around the house, she finds herself wishing she'd finished her degree instead of having kids right away, maybe started that business. Then she might have created something she's proud of.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company
Yo mama so fat she rolled on a quarter and george washington shot a booger out his nose
Yo mama has so many teeth missing her tounge is in jail
Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!
oceanix forfeited this round.
Also, I will post a Yo Mama joke in case my opponent is trying to force me to break the rules.
Yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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