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Yo Mama

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Started: 2/5/2011 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 989 times Debate No: 14681
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This is a competition for Yo Mama jokes, 12 or less allowed each round. The audience will vote who has better jokes. Think up your own or ape them off another site.

Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT"

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"


Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!

It took yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license, she couldn't get used to the front seat!

Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back!

Yo mama twice the man you are.

Yo mama so grouchy, the McDonald's she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.

Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Well, when yo mama sits around the house, she finds herself wishing she'd finished her degree instead of having kids right away, maybe started that business. Then she might have created something she's proud of.
Debate Round No. 1


Yo mama so stupid she tried to arrange M and ms in alphabetical order

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a mexican phone company

Yo mama so fat she rolled on a quarter and george washington shot a booger out his nose

Yo mama has so many teeth missing her tounge is in jail

Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!


oceanix forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 2


Don't worry, I've done the same thing a billion times. I will do likewise as my debaters did. I urge a TheGodHand vote. I can relate, however this does not keep my opponent from losing.

Also, I will post a Yo Mama joke in case my opponent is trying to force me to break the rules.

Yo mama so poor she was kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Thank you.


Yo momma so friendly that I said thank you and she said you're welcome. WHAT NOW! :P
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by oceanix 5 years ago
Posted by Amethist17 5 years ago
Hilarious stuff
Posted by ordiwayselene 5 years ago
i love this it is so funny. MORE MORE MORE
Posted by Amethist17 5 years ago
some of thoes were bad some funny this is cute
Posted by gavin.ogden 5 years ago
Man, I really want to do this, but I promised my current opponent that I would take no more debates. Crap!
Posted by Cobo 5 years ago
Man I always love reading these.
Even though most of the time i spew coffee and have to clean my keyboard.
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by oceanix 5 years ago
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