The Instigator
M4sterDeb8er
Pro (for)
Losing
8 Points
The Contender
lannan13
Con (against)
Winning
10 Points

Yo Mamma Battle.

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Post Voting Period
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after 5 votes the winner is...
lannan13
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/27/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,675 times Debate No: 25872
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (5)
Votes (5)

 

M4sterDeb8er

Pro

1 Joke per round.

Funniest overall jokes win.

Points will be delegated 7 for the winner, 0 for the loser.

Thank you in advance, whoever accepts this.

lannan13

Con

yo momma's so fat dora couldn;'t explore her
yo momma's so fat she got more crack than a drug dealer
yo momma's so ugly she joined a contest and they said sorry no cheating
yo momma's so skinny mc hammer wasn't the only one singing can't touch this
yo momma's so fat she walked into big lots and they said park it over there
yo momma's so fat people jog around her for excercise
yo momma's so stupid she thought to asses make one hole
yo momma's so ugly she scared k-fed
yo momma's so fat when she gets on a scale it says to be continued
yo momma's so fat her belt size is equator
yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family
yo momma's so fat they have to grease thr bath tub to get her out
yo momma's so fat she stands in two time zones
yo momma's so fat she bleeds gravy
yo momma's so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo momma's so tall she tripped and hit her head on the moon
yo momma's so fat her breast milk is kool-aid
yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed
yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
yo momma's so poor her face is on a food stamp
yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan
yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow
yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died
yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she auditioned for the role of chubbakah
Debate Round No. 1
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

You are broken the rules of the debate, and have hence forfeited.

Sorry. :/
Debate Round No. 2
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

I love how you didn't correct my intentional error.
lannan13

Con

we've both violated the rules so this match should be a draw.
Rematch?
Debate Round No. 3
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

Honestly, I've allowed the last three people who debated me break the rules, and all of them have ended in a tie.

I'm just posting to make the debate run out faster.
lannan13

Con

sad, in which case you are basicly FFing?
Debate Round No. 4
lannan13

Con

oh well like we said vote tie or don't vote at all.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by M4sterDeb8er 4 years ago
M4sterDeb8er
Additionally, I would like to state that I made no grammatical errors in my posts, and my opponent made several. WSA and Chicken's votes should have been in my favor if voting here is fair. The score should hence be 7-6 in my favor, even if they choose to award my opponent points for a better argument.

This has happened to me before, and I just don't want it to happen again.
Posted by M4sterDeb8er 4 years ago
M4sterDeb8er
Everyone voting, please end this as a tie. My opponent and I have started over on a new debate, and we agreed this should be a tie.

WSA, I respect your thinking, but my opponent violated the rules of the debate before I had the chance to start. Either I win, or this is a tie.
Posted by ashleyperez123 4 years ago
ashleyperez123
cool
Posted by ashleyperez123 4 years ago
ashleyperez123
cool
Posted by lannan13 4 years ago
lannan13
sorry forgot source http://answers.yahoo.com...
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Vote Placed by AlwaysMoreThanYou 4 years ago
AlwaysMoreThanYou
M4sterDeb8erlannan13Tied
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Reasons for voting decision: Con broke the rules first, because he didn't post any joke in his first round when his own rules clearly say "1 joke per round", therefore Conduct to Con. "You are broken the rules of the debate" gives Con S/G, because while Con overall had worse S/G, that one line is so abominable it should cost Pro the whole debate.
Vote Placed by famer 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Keeping it a tie.
Vote Placed by Chicken 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: WSA is right
Vote Placed by Calki288008 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: He followed the rules
Vote Placed by Wallstreetatheist 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: S&G: Pro said, "You are broken the rules of debate." Conduct: Con broke the rules, but Pro ended the debate instead of continuing and noting the rule infraction like a good debater should. So, Tied. Arguments: Pro never posted a 'yo mama' joke, so Con wins arguments.