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dman971
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jpvn14
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Yo Mamma Battle

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/2/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Voting Period
Viewed: 1,160 times Debate No: 18595
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dman971

Pro

Whomever has the best jokes towards another's mother by the end of the debate shall be declared the winner. There's no waiting indefinite time limits between rounds like some "debates" on this website. This is back and forth right after the other! Let it begin!

Yo mamma is SO poor, I saw her picking card board boxes out of the trash. I asked her, "What are you doin?" She looked at me and said, "Buying luggage!"
jpvn14

Con

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
Debate Round No. 1
dman971

Pro

Your mamma so old she used to gangbang with the Flintstones!
jpvn14

Con

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Debate Round No. 2
dman971

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your mamma so dumb she got stabbed at a shootout
jpvn14

Con

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Debate Round No. 3
dman971

Pro

your mamma so fat and old, when God said, "Let there be light!", he kicked her fat butt out of the way!
jpvn14

Con

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Debate Round No. 4
dman971

Pro

Ya know man... I've been saying all these horrible things about your mom and I'm feeling kinda bad. So, I wanna say I'm sorry for all I've said about your mom... I mean, I don't even know the guy!
jpvn14

Con

2 things I need to tell you

Tell your mother to shave his beard

You'll never be the man you motherwas!
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by twilke 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Funny
Vote Placed by blackhawk1331 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Goldfish and con's last joke.
Vote Placed by F-16_Fighting_Falcon 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Goldfish crackers
Vote Placed by jm_notguilty 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Bob The Builder made me grin.
Vote Placed by randolph7 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: RFD required, really? Con was funnier there's the RFD.
Vote Placed by Crede 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: The history joke did it for me.
Vote Placed by Rockylightning 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Better.