The Instigator
Itsallovernow
Pro (for)
Winning
8 Points
The Contender
alyssa_16
Con (against)
Losing
1 Points

Yo Mamma Fight (*joke battle pertaining to direct phrases of Yo Mama)(Joke limit 3)

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after 3 votes the winner is...
Itsallovernow
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/11/2010 Category: Society
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,270 times Debate No: 11117
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (15)
Votes (3)

 

Itsallovernow

Pro

1. Yo mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money
2. Yo mama is so fat, she heard the doorbell ring and went to the microwave.
3. Yo mama is so poor, that when Billy walked into her house and got caught in the cobwebs, she said, "Hey! You're messing up my drapes!"
alyssa_16

Con

1) Yo momma so poor, i lit a match put it next to her house and a bunch of roaches ran out and said" clap your hands stomp your feet we got heat!!!!!!"

2)Yo momma so fat, i came in and said it was chilly out and she ran out side with a bowl and spoon.

3)yo momma so old when she farts she blows dust from the 1600's
Debate Round No. 1
Itsallovernow

Pro

1. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey.
2. Yo mama is so ugly, when she puts lipstick on, she looks like a hamburger.
3. Yo mama is so skanky, she's like a shotgun. Two cocks and she blows.
alyssa_16

Con

ok this is point less i have a sentse of hummer but this is dumb peace out boiiii sorry vote for me if you agree
Debate Round No. 2
Itsallovernow

Pro

1. Yo mama is so dumb, that when she saw a sign outside a gas station that said "Clean bathrooms!", she did.

2. Yo mama is like a hardware store, a nickel a screw.

3. Yo mama is like a library, open to the public.
alyssa_16

Con

alyssa_16 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
Itsallovernow

Pro

1. Your mama's glasses are so thick, when she looked at a map, she saw people waving.

2. Your mama is so fat, that she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

3. Your mama is so fat, that when she went swimming, she left a ring around the lake.
alyssa_16

Con

1. yo moma's teeth so yellow you scrape them with a knife and it look like butter.
2. yo moma so fat that she sat on t horse and it started singing A,B,C,D,E,F,G, get your fat a** off of me!!!!!!
3. yo moma so ugly seh make freddie cruger cry.
Debate Round No. 4
Itsallovernow

Pro

(I thank my opponent for this "debate".)

1. Yo mama is so fat, that when she was in school, she sat by EVERYBODY!

2. Yo mama is so fat, that when she rode a horse, the horse said "When do I get a turn?"

3. Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw a sign that said "Rail Road Crossing", she waited for the rails on the railroad to get done crossing the street....she's still waiting!

(I made up the last one. Surprised at how good it turned out!)
alyssa_16

Con

1. Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray

2.Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound

3.Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

and thay are not that good but they will do
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Itsallovernow 7 years ago
Itsallovernow
It's all good
Posted by alyssa_16 7 years ago
alyssa_16
i was going to finish this like a adult but this thing would not let me poast minei had 5 min. left too sorry
Posted by alyssa_16 7 years ago
alyssa_16
not happining so sorry
Posted by Itsallovernow 7 years ago
Itsallovernow
If you thought it was dumb, then it was not wise to accept this. To ask the audience to vote for you when you back out is arbitrary.
Posted by I-am-a-panda 7 years ago
I-am-a-panda
lol @ CONS "moral highround"
Posted by grantman 7 years ago
grantman
I think niether person won in my eyes each one had about 3 i liked some were just plan stupid but if i had to give a win to someone if woud go to alyssa by a hair
Posted by alyssa_16 7 years ago
alyssa_16
ok
Posted by Itsallovernow 7 years ago
Itsallovernow
Please excuse the perverse nature of the 3rd on in the 2nd round, but it was just too good to pass up!
Posted by Itsallovernow 7 years ago
Itsallovernow
Please excuse the perverse nature of the 3rd on in the 2nd round, but it was just too good to pass up!
Posted by alyssa_16 7 years ago
alyssa_16
you ask for too much be happy for what you are givin i will be happy to get 7 points in the end
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