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mush16
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Yo Momma Fight

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/5/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 6 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,131 times Debate No: 10698
Debate Rounds (3)
Comments (1)
Votes (6)

 

CrusaderDebater

Pro

Rules:
1) 3 jokes per round
2) In the last round, just one knock-out joke
3) Just for fun , don't take this too seriously

First 3 Jokes:
Yo Momma so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a Tie Fighter.
Yo Momma so dumb she sold the car for gas money.
Yo Momma so stupid she sits on the T.V. waiting for the couch to change channels.

I would like to thank my opponent ahead of time for accepting the debate. Good Luck and Please have fun!
mush16

Con

1. Yo momma so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

2. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper

3. Yo momma so short she can limbo under the door.
Debate Round No. 1
CrusaderDebater

Pro

Thank you for accepting this debate.

1) Yo Momma so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.
2) Yo Momma so dumb she went to the Superbowl with a spoon.
3) Yo Momma so fat that when GOD said "Let there be light" he was telling her to move out of the way of the sun.
mush16

Con

1.Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

2.Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed

3.Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Debate Round No. 2
CrusaderDebater

Pro

Final Joke of the debate. Give it your best shot. Only one joke though.

Yo Momma is like a petting zoo pony, everybody gets to ride it.
mush16

Con

hah i really enjoyed this :) not too heavy lol

1. yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was tax rebate
Debate Round No. 3
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by john_locke 6 years ago
john_locke
Both of Yo mama's are so dumb they gave birth to two people that debate about yo mama!! just kidding, your jokes are actually funny
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