The Instigator
True2GaGa
Pro (for)
Winning
55 Points
The Contender
Sky_ace25
Con (against)
Losing
22 Points

Yo Momma Jokes (NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!)

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after 13 votes the winner is...
True2GaGa
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/1/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 5,043 times Debate No: 10631
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (41)
Votes (13)

 

True2GaGa

Pro

The jokes are not to be taken literally. Just simply take the con side. I will start off.

Yo momma feet so dry, that when the Israelites walked across them, they thought that they were in the Sahara Desert.
Sky_ace25

Con

Yo Momma so fat that when she was wearing a yellow jacket people were yelling taxi.
Debate Round No. 1
True2GaGa

Pro

Yo momma has had more disco sticks in her than Paris Hilton.
Sky_ace25

Con

Yo momma does so much that outside her house is a sign that says "please, take a number".
Debate Round No. 2
True2GaGa

Pro

THAT was a good one. I'd give it a 3 out of 5 star.

Yo momma so bald, that a new born baby boy has more hair on his disco stick.
Sky_ace25

Con

Well I was trying not to actually say what "much" was because I'm sure some whiner was going to hold it against me.

Seriously..round 3 and your making hair jokes?

Just for that going to have to take it up a notch.

Yo momma is so ugly that at the strip club they payed, I'm sorry begged, her to keep her clothes on.
Debate Round No. 3
True2GaGa

Pro

Yo momma teeth so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.
Sky_ace25

Con

Yo momma did so much that you actually believed their was a "monster" in your closet or maybe it was under you bed.

About time you knew what that knocking was =].
Debate Round No. 4
True2GaGa

Pro

OH SNAP u relize this is just a game right? Dang.

I wish to post some jokes that won me the Yo Momma Contest on the game called www.habbo.com.

Yo momma is like a hardward store-only 10 cents a screw.
Yo momma is likea Bowling Ball - she gets picked up, fingered, thrown into the gutter, yet she still comes back for more.
Sky_ace25

Con

Hmmm....Well I think I won all the other rounds lets see..
This might be hard to come up with...hmmm

Yo momma reminds me of a jet plane, she takes off smoothly, gives cabin service at cruising altitude, and she always has a rough landing; of course don't forget the occasional turbulence.

(An event at the local meat fair)
Yo momma: Ooooo sausages I want one!
Friend: Geesh you can fit that whole thing in your mouth.
Yo momma: Well I got some experience eating sausages.
Friend: Aight, but stop licking it so much your drooling.
Random Little Kid: Mom!!! that lady's pants are wet!

Lol that was a fun debate =P.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Nails 7 years ago
Nails
I have to agree with ZT that factual innaccuracy detracts from a joke. The purpose is to make a reference. If you botch the reference, you botch the joke.

This was close. If I recall correctly, I voted PRO. CON had better jokes in the first three rounds (to be honest, I didn't like PRO's at all) but I found PRO's round 4 & 5 jokes to be head-and-shoulders above the rest of the jokes in the debate.
Posted by ZT 7 years ago
ZT
When a joke contains an obvious innacuracy it destracts from the humor; also, it's more insulting to be dissed by a sophisticated-sounding opponent. It's not a huge difference but given that the round was otherwise close, worth taking into account.
Posted by Sky_ace25 7 years ago
Sky_ace25
Zt if you honesty think that "yo mama" jokes are meant to be accurate then you are very clearly oblivious to normal social trends.
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
stfu. biatch.
Posted by ZT 7 years ago
ZT
"Yo momma feet so dry, that when the Israelites walked across them, they thought that they were in the Sahara Desert."

The Sinai desert is between Egypt and Israel. The Sahara Desert is thousands of miles away on the other side of North Africa. Apparently, yo mamma didn't teach geography very well.
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
why?
Posted by retarded-flamingo 7 years ago
retarded-flamingo
I think I am about to vomit.
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
@sky_ace XD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FuNNY!
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
I just turned against those Catholics.
Posted by Sky_ace25 7 years ago
Sky_ace25
You know it's funny lol...this debate ended up on the front page lol.

Gotta wonder what message that sends to potential new people.

"Debate.org; become the best at Yo momma Jokes" lol.
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