The Instigator
True2GaGa
Pro (for)
Winning
25 Points
The Contender
johngriswald
Con (against)
Losing
10 Points

Yo Momma Jokes Part 2- NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIUOSLY!

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True2GaGa
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/3/2010 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (3)
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True2GaGa

Pro

This is part 2 of Sky and myself's yo momma contest. But he said, that I OWNED HIM in the last one. So i need a new person. I will go first, yet again. In this part, you can post no more than 3 jokes.

Yo momma so fat, she got Baptised at Sea World.

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to alphabetise a bag of M&M's.

Your momma so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp!

Good luck!
johngriswald

Con

Yo momma is so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and shouted "Where's my bubble gum?!"

Yo momma is so ugly that when she lies on the beach cats kick sand on her.

Hickory Dickory dock. Your mom's a whore.
Debate Round No. 1
True2GaGa

Pro

Yo momma is like a railroad track - she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma is like a Christmas tree - everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo momma is like Pizza Hut - not there in 30 minutes...it's free.
johngriswald

Con

Yo momma so poor, the burglars break in and leave money.

Yo momma's like a Chewing Gum machine - 25 cents per blow.

Yo momma is so poor that when I rang her doorbell she said "DING! DONG!"
Debate Round No. 2
True2GaGa

Pro

Yo momma so stupid, I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder.

Yo momma so fat, when she step on the weight scales it says...'to be continued'...

Yo momma so poor, that when I saw her kicking a can down the road. I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
johngriswald

Con

yo momma so stupid she decided to keep you

your momma is so fat her pants size is "bitch lose some weight"

Yo mama is so fat she fell down the stairs...

I tried not to laugh
but the floor was crackin up
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
yeah
Posted by johngriswald 7 years ago
johngriswald
Yeah Nails IMO all 7 go to the person with better jokes, let us know who
Posted by Nails 7 years ago
Nails
Do all 7 points go to the better jokes? Conduct/Sources seem counter-intuitive here.
Posted by True2GaGa 7 years ago
True2GaGa
lol
Posted by Sky_ace25 7 years ago
Sky_ace25
Ermm...I dunno I'm scared lol.
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