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SaiyanSparta
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BarryDubz
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Yo Momma Jokes

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Started: 3/17/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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SaiyanSparta

Pro

Ok, so let's do 4 Jokes per round, and that's about it! First round acceptance..
BarryDubz

Con

I accept, and you shall begin this "Yo Momma Jokes" debate beginning with the next round.
Debate Round No. 1
SaiyanSparta

Pro

Alright so I shall start

Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Hey, that's my phone number!"
Yo Momma so dumb that when an application form asked for sex, she said ," M,F and sometimes Wednesday"
Yo Momma so fat that every time she turns around we say "Happy Birthday!"
Yo Momma like a shotgun, three cocks and she done
BarryDubz

Con

Those are good.

1. Yo momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To Be Continued..."

2. Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to pay attention!

3. Yo momma so old, when someone told her to act her age, she died.

4, Yo momma so ugly, when she entered an Ugly Contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
Debate Round No. 2
SaiyanSparta

Pro

SaiyanSparta forfeited this round.
BarryDubz

Con

BarryDubz forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 3
SaiyanSparta

Pro

I guess since we both forfeited, we will post 4 jokes as normal. You had some nice jokes as well!
Yo Momma so fat that when she asked for the nearest pool for her, the answer was , " The Ocean on your left Ma'am"
Yo Momma so stupid, when she was told to do 20 push-ups, she grabbed the nearest box and pushed it up 20 times.
Yo Momma so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo Momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing
BarryDubz

Con

BarryDubz forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
SaiyanSparta

Pro

SaiyanSparta forfeited this round.
BarryDubz

Con

BarryDubz forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by SaiyanSparta 3 years ago
SaiyanSparta
Sorry, I forgot to post a Round 3 Debate.
Go ahead and post a round 3 debate. I will make up by posting twice as much in my Round 4
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