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Cornelius
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richardfrost
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Yo Momma Jokes

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richardfrost
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/17/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Cornelius

Pro

We must tell at least three yo momma jokes each round.
richardfrost

Con

Very well. I accept. I will let you go first.
Debate Round No. 1
Cornelius

Pro

1. Yo mama is so nasty, her crabs use the string of her tampon as a bungee chord.
2.Yo mama so nasty, she has more clap then a auditorium.
3.Yo mama so bald, when she took a shower, she got brain washed.
richardfrost

Con

1. Yo momma so fat, she stood on a scale and it said "One at a time, please."
2. Yo momma so ugly, corpses run away from her.
3. Yo momma so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
Debate Round No. 2
Cornelius

Pro

1. Yo momma has one leg and is an alcoholic, they call her hopscotch.
2. Yo momma is so Asian, she named her children after throwing pots and pans down the stairs.
3.Yo momma is like a shotgun, one cock, she blows!
richardfrost

Con

Yo momma's so old, she knew the Burger King when he was the Burger Prince!
Yo momma's so old, when God said "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she went to the restaurant, she had to cheat to find out what to order.

Good luck to you.
Debate Round No. 3
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Vote Placed by twilke 3 years ago
twilke
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Reasons for voting decision: Funny jokes.