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Jmanswagg998
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Sr_Sheepy
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Yo Momma Jokes

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after 1 vote the winner is...
Sr_Sheepy
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 3/22/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 302 times Debate No: 31575
Debate Rounds (5)
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Jmanswagg998

Pro

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Sr_Sheepy

Con

I shall assume three jokes per round, if the opponent agrees. Ahem.

Yo mama so fat, even Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger mass of water than a person of average weight.
Yo mama so fat, she failed geometry because she was looking for the pi.
Debate Round No. 1
Jmanswagg998

Pro

Jmanswagg998 forfeited this round.
Sr_Sheepy

Con

Yo mama so ugly, not even fluorine would bond with her.
Yo mama so fat, her presence distorts the space-time tapestry.
Yo mama so ugly, even schizophrenia ran away.
Debate Round No. 2
Jmanswagg998

Pro

Jmanswagg998 forfeited this round.
Sr_Sheepy

Con

Yo mama so ugly, not even /b/ would fap to her.
Yo mama so fat, China uses her to block the internet.
Yo mama so dumb, she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.
Debate Round No. 3
Jmanswagg998

Pro

Jmanswagg998 forfeited this round.
Sr_Sheepy

Con

Sr_Sheepy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 4
Jmanswagg998

Pro

Jmanswagg998 forfeited this round.
Sr_Sheepy

Con

Sr_Sheepy forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by MassiveDump 3 years ago
MassiveDump
Jmanswagg998Sr_SheepyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro's mama's so fat she walked in front of his computer and he missed four debate rounds.