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Gymnast1224
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Ameliamk1
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Yo Momma Jokes

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Started: 3/31/2013 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Gymnast1224

Pro

This will be a Yo Momma contest. Any yo momma jokes allowed. Try to keep them clean. 3 per round.
Ameliamk1

Con

Yo mama so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh-eating disease, he gave her ten years to live.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed three seasons of Seinfeld.

Yo mama so fat, weight watchers won't look at her.
Debate Round No. 1
Gymnast1224

Pro

Yo mamas so fat that when she came up the hill in a big yello shirt people sang "Here comes the Sun!"
Yo mamas so stupid that when she got locked in a grocery store, she starved to death.
Yo mamas so fat that when she went scuba diving a whale saw her and said, "We are family! Even though your fatter than me!"
Ameliamk1

Con

Yo mama so stupid, she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so ugly, she trick-or-treats over the phone.

Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the zoo, the elephants started throwing peanuts.
Debate Round No. 2
Gymnast1224

Pro

Gymnast1224 forfeited this round.
Ameliamk1

Con

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Debate Round No. 3
Gymnast1224

Pro

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Ameliamk1

Con

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Debate Round No. 4
Gymnast1224

Pro

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Ameliamk1

Con

Ameliamk1 forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
1 comment has been posted on this debate.
Posted by loveu157 3 years ago
loveu157
yo mamas like a vacuum cleaner she sucks and blows and gets laid in the closet.
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