The Instigator
KCtalent2012
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The Contender
studentathletechristian8
Con (against)
Winning
7 Points

Yo mama fight

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studentathletechristian8
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/4/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 992 times Debate No: 10692
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KCtalent2012

Pro

Saw a couple of these of this website and some others and thought it would be fun .

Rules:
1) 3 jokes per round
2) In the last round, just one knock-out joke
3) Just for fun , don't take this too seriously

Good luck to my opponent.

First 3 jokes:

1. Yo mama so at when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued"
2. Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund
3. Yo mama so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk
studentathletechristian8

Con

I thank my opponent for a "Momma Massacre."

I shall begin.

1) Yo momma so bald you can see what's on her mind!

2) Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out!

3) Yo momma is an S.U.V. - Stupid, Ugly, and just plain Vulgar!
Debate Round No. 1
KCtalent2012

Pro

1. Yo mama so fat , when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

2. Yo mama so fat her favorite food is seconds.

3. Yo mama so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice
studentathletechristian8

Con

1) Yo momma so stupid I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!

2) Yo momma so old when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma fishing on the other side!

3) Yo momma so fat her passport photo says, "Picture is continued overleaf."
Debate Round No. 2
KCtalent2012

Pro

1. Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

2. Yo momma's so dumb she went to Gap to fix her teeth

3. Yo mama so dark she gotta eat a tootsie roll with a white glove so she dont bite her own finger off
studentathletechristian8

Con

1) Yo momma so old she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party!

2) Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner ... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet!

3) Yo momma like Humpty Dumpty ... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped!
Debate Round No. 3
KCtalent2012

Pro

KCtalent2012 forfeited this round.
studentathletechristian8

Con

"Rules:
1) 3 jokes per round
2) In the last round, just one knock-out joke"

Unfortunately, my opponent has forfeited his last round, resulting in a violation of his own rules. I urge a Con vote.

Yo momma's house so small you have to go outside to change your mind!

Thanks for the challenge.
Debate Round No. 4
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Posted by KCtalent2012 7 years ago
KCtalent2012
hey sorry i forfeited round four, i didnt realize time was so low.
Posted by KCtalent2012 7 years ago
KCtalent2012
fair enougn
Posted by studentathletechristian8 7 years ago
studentathletechristian8
It's fine. You have posted three jokes per round, which is what you demanded in the opening argument. If you get an extra, that would allow me the chance to post an extra as well.

However, there is no need for you to post an additional joke. They were not the exact same ...
Posted by KCtalent2012 7 years ago
KCtalent2012
i can post an extra joke then , nbd
Posted by studentathletechristian8 7 years ago
studentathletechristian8
Wrong, KCtalent. Your reasoning is incorrect.

You made two references to "scales." Essentially, both were the same joke, just different ways of getting a "diss."

"Fat jokes" are not necessarily similar in the fact that you don't have to connect prior jokes when you state, "Yo momma so fat ... "
Posted by KCtalent2012 7 years ago
KCtalent2012
its 2 different scale jokes . . . just like 2 different fat jokes
Posted by mongeese 7 years ago
mongeese
PRO used the scale joke twice...
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