The Instigator
RoboRage
Pro (for)
Winning
14 Points
The Contender
PorcupineSwagShow
Con (against)
Losing
0 Points

Yo mama joke contest

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after 2 votes the winner is...
RoboRage
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/5/2015 Category: Funny
Updated: 1 year ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 834 times Debate No: 67864
Debate Rounds (4)
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RoboRage

Pro

5 jokes per round, first round acceptance

Please don't get mad at me if I say a joke that is racist and/ or inappropriate because I am not either if those things, I heard all these, so I am not liable for being yelled at for in appropriate jokes.
PorcupineSwagShow

Con

I know a joke.
Debate Round No. 1
RoboRage

Pro

Yo mama so stupid she got fired from an MnM factory for throwing out all the Ws

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowered the prices

Yo mama so ugly when she goes to a strip club she gets payed to keep her clothes ON

Yo mama so hairy when you were born, you came out with rug burn

Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund
PorcupineSwagShow

Con

Yo momma had sex with her brother, atleast that's the only way I can explain your uglyness
Debate Round No. 2
RoboRage

Pro

First of all I said 5 jokes per round, so you lose 7 points

Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 lbs of CRACK

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the bed

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in a mirror, the reflection said " I quit!"

Yo mama so fat when she gets killed on call of duty you get a 5 kill streak
PorcupineSwagShow

Con

Sorry I was too busy reading your liability disclaimer to see your puny little note about "rules" and "technicalities."

Yo mamma's so fat, I'm not gonna sugar coat it cause then she'd eat it.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
Debate Round No. 3
RoboRage

Pro

Yo mama so ugly she scared the SH!T out of the toilet!

Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC and the cashier asked what sized bucket you want, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama so stupid she sat at a stop sign for 3 hours waiting for it to say GO

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook
PorcupineSwagShow

Con

Heh. You're such a pleb.

*Clears throat*

Yo momma... don't need to say any more because her existence is a joke. Oh sorry. I think I did this wrong. I meant YOUR existence is a joke.
Debate Round No. 4
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Vote Placed by lannan13 1 year ago
lannan13
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Reasons for voting decision: Con broke conduct.
Vote Placed by saboosa 1 year ago
saboosa
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro had more jokes. The quality of Pro's jokes were better. An con got rude at times