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girlgenius
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The Contender
greatgooglymoogly
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Yo mama joke off 2!

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after 1 vote the winner is...
greatgooglymoogly
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 2/1/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (6)
Votes (1)

 

girlgenius

Con

HAHAHA
I'm BACK n BETTER THAN EVER!!!
NYONE ELSE WANNA TRY THEIR LUCK?
(i wouldn't)
last time was amature hour
now.....
STUFF JUST GOT REAL... (/-_-/)
greatgooglymoogly

Pro

What about we do 5 jokes per stage. Here's mine:
1. Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
2. Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
3. Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
4. Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
5. Yo mama is so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.

Your turn
Debate Round No. 1
girlgenius

Con

-.-' hilarious laughing my butt off
NOT REALLY *evil laugh*
sorry bud
only one joke from me
here it goes...
not only is yo mama fat, she stupid.
she SOOO STUPID that she spent 50 min. starin at the orange juice carton cause it said
CONCENTRATE!
greatgooglymoogly

Pro

1. Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
2. Yo mama is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone.
3. Yo mama is so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
4. Yo mama is so ugly that... well... look at you...
5. Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry.

can't beat number 4, can you?
Debate Round No. 2
girlgenius

Con

HARDY HAR HAR
VERY FUNNY...
not really though
YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN SHE ENTERED AN UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID
"SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS"
P.S. #4 is basically like my joke in my first Yo mama joke off
"yo mama so ugly she makes YOU desirable"
greatgooglymoogly

Pro

1.Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
2.Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
3.Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
4. Yo mama is so fat that when she sat on an iphone, it turned into an ipad.
5. Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Debate Round No. 3
girlgenius

Con

yo mama so fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean the whales started singin
WE ARE FAMILY!!
EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME!!
greatgooglymoogly

Pro

Just 2 from me, but they're pretty good (better than yours anyway)
1.Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
2.Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Debate Round No. 4
girlgenius

Con

Yo mama so stupid she laughed at your jokes
greatgooglymoogly

Pro

Yo mamas so stupid she slept with your father.

BAD UM TSSHH
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by ashleyperez123 4 years ago
ashleyperez123
i pick idk?
Posted by greatgooglymoogly 4 years ago
greatgooglymoogly
so... who won? oh yeah, me
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
Stop stealin jokes from movies. Thats cheating.
Come up with something original dude...
Posted by greatgooglymoogly 4 years ago
greatgooglymoogly
no i very much have not forfeited
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
does this mean yu oh idk
FORFEIT?
*evil laugh*
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
was suppose to say
bad word but...
(profanity not allowed in open argument)
oops..
1 votes has been placed for this debate.
Vote Placed by johnlubba 4 years ago
johnlubba
girlgeniusgreatgooglymooglyTied
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Reasons for voting decision: Made me laugh more.