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girlgenius
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The Contender
LatentDebater
Con (against)
Winning
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Yo mama joke off

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LatentDebater
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/26/2013 Category: Arts
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 2,633 times Debate No: 29591
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (6)
Votes (5)

 

girlgenius

Pro

My friend told me that i'm pretty good @ yo mama jokes.
So, ive come to put it to the test.
(BTW im a girl so i have way more bite)
BRING IT ON PLAYAS!!
LatentDebater

Con

Yo momma so ugly it ain't worth makin' a joke.
Debate Round No. 1
girlgenius

Pro

LOL LOL A worthy foe!!:]
yo mama so fat that when she went on a plane, it went DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN!
LatentDebater

Con

Yo momma so ugly that there ain't no surveillance system on when she enters the bank.
Debate Round No. 2
girlgenius

Pro

bravo sir! *clap clap* though you take forever, *evil yet adrable laugh*
yo mama so ugly that she makes you desirable *evil laugh* VICTORY IS MINE NOW friend me :]
LatentDebater

Con

Hilarious... Also I made the joke as soon as I got on so the reason I took 'long' meaning 20 minutes after yor last round, is that I got on at this time.

Anyway, Yo mama like mustard, she spreads easy... Or at least she did last night.
Debate Round No. 3
girlgenius

Pro

Dude OMG yur sooo funny yu should be a comedian after this ill send yu a request for another debate m'kay? '-'
YO MAMA SOOO FAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE ALL IT SAID WAS R...I....P!!
LatentDebater

Con

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money.
Debate Round No. 4
girlgenius

Pro

yu killin me man....
Just kidding '-' *laugh evilly*
Yo mama so fat her pant size is
um....
um.....
umm.....
B#!* LOSE SOME WEIGHT (i don't know if your allowed to cuss)
LatentDebater

Con

Yo momma so dumb she laughed at your jokes.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by rocketRF 3 years ago
rocketRF
your mamas so fat i couldnt describe her
your mamas so fat she'd sink the titanic.
your mamas so fat shes escorted with a car that says wide load
your mamas so fat she ate all her meals at the buffet.
your mamas so fat she chews orbit and thinks of herself as the moon
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
Sigh? open gagnam style!! oops wrong one! '-'
Posted by LatentDebater 4 years ago
LatentDebater
-.- sigh
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
and funny.... :] GOOD IDEA FOR MEDIA ATTENTION!! '-'
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
srry im so rough and tumble, like your profile! SOOO DEEEP!! love it!! :]
Posted by girlgenius 4 years ago
girlgenius
givin up breh? :]
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Vote Placed by ockcatdaddy 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: it was tied through most of it bt when pro said "yo mama so ugly that she makes you desirable" she killed it
Vote Placed by anonynomous 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: not sure if a RFD is really neccesary here but con jokes were better.Yo mama is so fat that when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Vote Placed by OhioGary 4 years ago
OhioGary
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Reasons for voting decision: LOL! I gave S&G a tie because, in a Yo Momma throwdown, S&G does not follow normal conventions and it did not here either. I liked Con's Yo Momma sold the car for gasoline money. Con had better comebacks and Con's overall statements packed more of a zing. Your Momma so lame that if she was a balance sheet account, she would be "non current." BOOM!
Vote Placed by imabench 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: yo momma is so fat that the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Vote Placed by YYW 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: This was hilarious. Props to both sides, but it was the "mustard" joke that tipped the scales for me. Best debate I have judged in weeks.