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lannan13
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M4sterDeb8er
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Yo mama joke

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lannan13
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 9/27/2012 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 4 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 1,081 times Debate No: 25874
Debate Rounds (5)
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lannan13

Con

This is a spin off of the original debate between us http://debate.org....

1st round acceptance and 1 song (optional)
2-5 jokes (3 per rd.)
No cussin'
no FF
All violations equals all 7 pts. to opponet.
May the best of luck to yee.
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

Please clarify 2-5 jokes (3 per rd.).

Please do not use abbreviations, I am genuinely confused by what you are trying to convey.
Debate Round No. 1
lannan13

Con

Please clarify 2-5 jokes (3 per rd.). Please do not use abbreviations, I am genuinely confused by what you are trying to convey

It means 3 per round, now on to the debate.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

Yo mamma so poor that when I put out a cigarette she says, "Who turned off the heatter.

Your move.
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

Okay then.

1. Your mother is so fat that it takes three airplanes, six trains, four buses, six taxis, and a 50 mile run to get to her good side.

2. Your mother has such yellow teeth that traffic slows down when she smiles.

3. Your mother is so fat that her blood type is Ragu.
Debate Round No. 2
lannan13

Con

Yo mama so dumb that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the T.V. and called it paper view.

Yo mama's so dumb that she drilled a peephole in a window.

Yo mama is so ugly that she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Your turn : )
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

Your mother is so fat that when she went to Sea World, all the whales started singing 'We Are Family'.
Your mother is so short that she models for trophies.
Your mother is so ugly, Quasimodo vomitted the first time he saw her.
Debate Round No. 3
lannan13

Con

Yo mama so poor she went to Mickey D's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor that she can't afford to pay attention.

Yo mama so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
M4sterDeb8er

Pro

Your mother is so dirty that she gets marked absent from night school.
Your mother is so hairy that you got rugburn while being born.
Your mother is so stupid that she thinks dark humor is Richard Pryor.

Debate Round No. 4
lannan13

Con

yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

yo momma's so fat her belt size is equator.

sources:
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M4sterDeb8er

Pro

M4sterDeb8er forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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Vote Placed by emospongebob527 4 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: As we can see from this small list, it is quite easy to compare apples and oranges. And they are remarkably similar in many ways. Although they may look and feel very different, the two fruits have a similar size and weight, and their juices have a similar caloric content and levels of vitamin C. However, they differ widely in fiber content of the fruit and in the potassium and folate levels of their juices. Anyways FF.
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