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Yo mama jokes competition

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Started: 11/30/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Round 1: Accept challenge
Round 2~4: Fight


Gimme your best shot!
Debate Round No. 1


Yo mama is so greasy when she slipped, she went around the earth

Yo mama is so stupid when she got locked in a mattress store, she slept on the floor.

Yo mama is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama is so fat when she jumped off the diving board, she went straight to hell!

Yo mama is so fat when she told people her weight, they thought it was her social security number

Yo mama is so stupid she took a spoon to Super Bowl.

Yo mama is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application

Yo mama is so ugly if she was a scarecrow, then corn would run away.

Yo mama is so ugly her face is closed on weekends

Yo mama is so old her picture is in Jesus's yearbook.


Thanks again for instigating, I assume that we’ll be posting 10 jokes per round, so here goes, some jokes are selected from the internet, a few made up by me. Enjoy:

Yo mama’s so dumb, Izbo was appalled after teaching her and left the site.

Yo mama’s so fat that the black hole suffocated when trying to suck her.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she wore used male condoms as gloves and taught it was jelly.

Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows.

Yo mama's so dirty the flies on a dog crap passed out.

Yo mama’s so hairy that she has afros on her nipples.

Yo mama’s so fat that I tried to swerve around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama’s teeth so yellow, when God said, "Let there be light,” he told her to smile.

Yo mama’s so black that she showed up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama’s so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she cried, “Hey, who turned off the heater?”

Debate Round No. 2


Yo mama is so dumb she thinks quarterback is a refund.

Yo mama is so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

Yo mama is so ugly they push her face into a dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama is so ugly they didn't give a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

Yo mama is so short she holds up a sign "Don't Spit! I can't swim!"

Yo mama is so old back in her days, Burger King was still a prince.

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 92241 was on her scale!

Yo mama is so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air

Yo mama is so poor the burglars break in her house and leave money

Yo mama is so poor when I saw her kicking can down the street, I asked her what she's doing, and she said, "Moving."


Yo mama’s like McDonalds’, billions and billions served.

Yo mama’s so slow, she got passed by a kite, travelling at half the speed of crap smell.

Yo mama's like a one day old cheap scotch, she tastes like crap.

Yo mama’s so stupid, she made looked through a glass door’s doorknob to spy on herself.

Yo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and lays in the closet.

Yo mama’s so ugly that yo papa turned gay.

Yo mama’s like bubble gum, 5 cents and lick, chew, blow.

Yo mama’s like the wolf, she huffs, puffs and blows.

Yo mama’s so dumb, she lost to a R1 debate with CalvinCambridge.

Yo mama’s like Humpty Dumpty, first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

Debate Round No. 3


jacob9874 forfeited this round.


My opponent forfeited his last round for posting jokes. His account is no longer active, so he'll more likely forfeit R5.

Yo mama's so ugly she made Hellen Keller cry.

Yo mama's so greasy that she used bacon as band-aid.

Yo mama's so fat she had an armpit trim and lost 20 lbs.

Yo mama's so stupid she put a ruler under the pillow to check on how long she slept.

Yo mama's like a screendoor, a coupla bangs and she tends to loosen up.

Anyhoo, vote CON! :)
Debate Round No. 4


jacob9874 forfeited this round.


Since we don't need to post jokes for R5, this is over.

Vote CON. Thanks PRO for the fun and the readers for reading.
Debate Round No. 5
3 comments have been posted on this debate. Showing 1 through 3 records.
Posted by DAN123 5 years ago
I enjoy reading this debate. Both of you are funny, keep up the good work...
Posted by jm_notguilty 5 years ago
Yep. :)
Posted by JakeBoatman96 5 years ago
How would we vote on this? Just whoever has the funniest joke?
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Vote Placed by imabench 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: con won the debate even before the pro's account was closed