The Instigator
lifesaglitch911
Pro (for)
Losing
11 Points
The Contender
Spritle
Con (against)
Winning
25 Points

Yo mama jokes contest

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Post Voting Period
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after 9 votes the winner is...
Spritle
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 10/9/2011 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 5 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
Viewed: 982 times Debate No: 18700
Debate Rounds (5)
Comments (3)
Votes (9)

 

lifesaglitch911

Pro

1 joke per round please
1. Yo mamas Such a slut she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs
Spritle

Con

I will be using proper english.

Your mother is so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for 45 minutes because it said "concentrate" on it.
Debate Round No. 1
lifesaglitch911

Pro

Iv heard that one before it's funny.

Yo mamas like a bowling ball she gets picked
Up fingered and thrown in the
gutter and she still comes back for more
Spritle

Con

Your mother is so stupid that when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
Debate Round No. 2
lifesaglitch911

Pro

Every one has heard the chilly one, here is one not as common.
Before I say this I just want people to know that I'm not racist

Yo mamas like a brick, she's flat on both sides and always gets laid by mexicans
Spritle

Con

Your mother is so old that when I told her to act her age, SHE DIED!
Debate Round No. 3
lifesaglitch911

Pro

yo mamas so old she ows jesus a quarter
Spritle

Con

Your mother is so dumb that she gave birth to a guy who waits 2 days to respond with a "Yo mama" joke...
Debate Round No. 4
lifesaglitch911

Pro

uhh my mom had a baby so i was taking care of her you troll...

but anyways, since your last joke sucked ill just tell a simple one
yo mamas so FAT shes got more crack than a drug dealer

PS. i bet you looked online for you jokes
Spritle

Con

Your mother is so stupid that she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Spritle 5 years ago
Spritle
Will do. I find his behavior repulsive. This is a debate website. If he wants to insult me he can go to Myspace.
Posted by Man-is-good 5 years ago
Man-is-good
I'm not supposed to judge based on much outside the comment page,but I do suggest that you block lifeasaglitch911...
Posted by Spritle 5 years ago
Spritle
Wednesday, October 12, 2011 @ 6:13:16 PMPosted by:lifesaglitch911
ur a bitch

Hopefully this affects the voter's results!
9 votes have been placed for this debate. Showing 1 through 9 records.
Vote Placed by F-16_Fighting_Falcon 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Con wins every round and gets one additional point for conduct because his jokes were cleaner, yet they were more funny. Not using "yo mama" made it sound a little stilted but still his actual jokes were cleaner and funnier than Pro.
Vote Placed by eltigrey 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Pro used jokes in other yo mama debates, Con had better jokes
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Reasons for voting decision: R1- con R2- pro R3- con R4- con R5- pro
Vote Placed by PartamRuhem 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Hilarious with the r4 for con. Pro had horrible spelling
Vote Placed by jm_notguilty 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: I found PRO's jokes funnier.
Vote Placed by BlackVoid 5 years ago
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Reasons for voting decision: Doesn't really matter if Pro was tied up or not. Con's R4 was still hilarious. But only a 1 point win because his other ones were way overused.
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Reasons for voting decision: I have to admit, Pro's yo mama jokes were more original and bold in vein and concept....But kudos to Spritle for trying...and participating in a funny "debate".
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Reasons for voting decision: Funniest debate ive ever read but ive heard of the first and last ones stated by spritle so i have to give arguments to the pro
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Reasons for voting decision: "Your mother is so dumb that she gave birth to a guy who waits 2 days to respond with a "Yo mama" joke" Haha