The Instigator
PoloX
Pro (for)
Winning
83 Points
The Contender
studentathletechristian8
Con (against)
Losing
39 Points

Yo mama jokes duel.

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PoloX
Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 12/17/2009 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Debate Rounds (5)
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PoloX

Pro

This is a quick duel of a Yo mama jokes. You can give up to three jokes per round, but not required, so I ask that voters don't penalize based on less number of jokes. I do ask for no severe inappropriate jokes, thank you.

1.Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

2.Yo mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!

3.Yo mama's so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller!

Best of luck, to who accepts this challenge.
studentathletechristian8

Con

1. Your mother is so stupid, she thought the Nutcracker was the way of "restricting the man's sex activity"!

2. Your mother is so cheap, she uses candy wrappers to wrap her Christmas gifts. What does she give for Christmas? Food stamps she stole from the neighborhood hobo!

3. Your mother is so old, that when she was a child, rainbows were in black and white!
Debate Round No. 1
PoloX

Pro

1. Yo mama's so stupid that when she jumped out of a window she went up!

2. Yo mama's so fat when she wanted a water bed they put a blanket over Lake Michigan!

3. Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this debate!
studentathletechristian8

Con

4. Your mother is so dumb, Patrick Star makes fun of her intelligence!

5. Your mother is so old, the Beatles wonder why she hasn't died yet!

6. Your mother is so small, I can fit her pocketbook in mine!
Debate Round No. 2
PoloX

Pro

7. Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.

8. Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

9. Yo mama's so stupid she eats her food stamps.
studentathletechristian8

Con

7. Your mother is so ugly, her husband can't even do her unless he's intoxicated!

8. Your mother is so old, she's heard your "Mamma jokes" a thousand times already!

9. Your mother is so stupid, she thinks gay marriage is a relationship in which both parties are happy!
Debate Round No. 3
PoloX

Pro

10. Yo mama's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

11. Yo mama's house is so dirty, I have to wipe my feet every time I walk back outside!

12. Yo mama's so stupid she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
studentathletechristian8

Con

*Note: my opponent posts unoriginal jokes in every round. Round I, Joke III; Round II, Jokes I and II; Round III, Joke I; Round IV, Joke II. Just keep that in mind ;)*

10. Your mother jokes are so unoriginal, I thought Watson and Crick were going to claim another stolen DNA model!

11. Your mother is so old and nasty, she caused the Bubonic Plague in rats and AIDS in the rhesus monkey!

12. Your mother is so stupid, she thought the Backstreet Boys were the homeless guys in her neighborhood's alley!
Debate Round No. 4
PoloX

Pro

I'll make a note then too =P. *my opponent claims I post unoriginal jokes, 1. No rules were set by either of us that they had to be original, so it is a competition of who can post the funniest mama jokes, no matter from where. 2. He posts one or two unoriginal jokes as well (at least I know I heard them before). In round I: joke I and the first half of joke II; round IIII: first half of joke II and joke II. Voters, you can change"most reliable source" to creativity, when voting.*

1. Yo mama's so stupid, she had to study for her blood test!

2. Yo mama's so old, she invented every yo mama joke there is!

3. Yo mama jokes are unoriginal as well that, most people thought you were the first clone of "Yo mama".
studentathletechristian8

Con

I understand that my opponent did not mention the jokes having to be original. However, on a debate website, it would be appreciated to come up with original arguments; in this case, jokes. I admit that I have taken one joke from another person, but my opponent has copied several others from different sources.
My opponent is inaccurate. All of my jokes are one hundred percent original, except for Joke III in Round I. With my opponent's acceptance, I am posting one more right here.

13. Your mother is so stupid, she failed a survey!

14. Your mother is so old, Jack Nicholson asked if she needed a nursing home!

15. Your mother is so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men!

Thank you.
Debate Round No. 5
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Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
That was definitely one of his lamest jokes. "Your momma so blind she can't see!" Har har har har!
Posted by wjmelements 7 years ago
wjmelements
"7. Your mother is so ugly, her husband can't even do her when he's intoxicated!"

fix'd
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Showdown...last two contestants = final round. Thanks.
Posted by studentathletechristian8 7 years ago
studentathletechristian8
At the beginning of the showdown with the last two contestants, one dude says, "We're look for originality ... sting."
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
That's not the first thing the judges look for on "Yo Momma". If you've seen the show, you'd know that 90% of the jokes are NOT original. They look for originality in the final round after each contestant has had a chance to learn a bit about each other.
Posted by studentathletechristian8 7 years ago
studentathletechristian8
I completely understand what you guys are saying. His jokes were funnier. I just tried to think of some myself. If you've seen the show, the first thing the judges look for is originality ;)
Posted by nonentity 7 years ago
nonentity
Many of the debates on here are not original arguments though. They may be original topics, but if they aren't, then the arguments tend to not be original and that's why sources are used... "Yo mama jokes" is not an original topic and if originality wasn't specified in the original post, then it shouldn't have been assumed. I'd vote Pro but I'm not really into voting.
Posted by Cody_Franklin 7 years ago
Cody_Franklin
I definitely agree with Mangani; by your reasoning, taking jokes off of a website to tell to your friends should be disallowed, simply because the jokes aren't "original". The fact is, those jokes are in the public domain, and aren't copyrighted (to my knowledge).
Posted by Cody_Franklin 7 years ago
Cody_Franklin
We appreciate humor in a joke battle, even if the jokes have been done before. You were original, and I gave you points for that; however, Pro's jokes were absolutely funnier, even if he didn't come up with each and every one; this is different from outright plagiarism, as I'm certain that copying a few jokes from a website isn't the same thing as copy-pasting several paragraphs' worth of argumentation on a serious debate, especially when you admit that you yourself have taken at least one joke from another person. You might say he outweighs you there, but two wrongs don't make a right, if I recall. :) So no, there's no hypocrisy on my part.
Posted by Mangani 7 years ago
Mangani
Whatever. This was a "yo momma" jokes debate. Unless you can prove that any of the jokes used by Pro were used illegally, then your claim of plagiarism is invalid. This was a purely comedic debate, and it is further evident from your response that you lack any humor at all.
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