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Marauder
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Yo mama jokes

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Voting Style: Open Point System: 7 Point
Started: 1/6/2010 Category: Miscellaneous
Updated: 7 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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Master-debator

Pro

3 rounds
2 jokes per round
1st time trying this haha
lets go
Good luck to my opponent :)

Heres the start
1. Yo mama is so fat that when she walked across my TV, I missed the whole season of Lost
2. Your so ugly that when you were born, your mom said "oh what a treasure," and your dad said "Yes, now lets go and bury it."
Marauder

Con

1. Your daddy so fat that when he went to school he sat next to everybody;
2. And he still wasnt as fat as your fat mamma!
Debate Round No. 1
Master-debator

Pro

1. Yo mama is so fat that when she went to KFC and they asked for what size bucket of chicken she'd like, she said "The one on the roof."
2. Yo mama is so hairy that the film-makers filmed "gorillas in the mist" in her shower
Marauder

Con

First, a comment on joke #1. They have not built KFC's like that in a long time so you must be implying that she was fat an equally long time ago. Fat joke FAIL.

Now for mine:
1. Your mamma's so fat that her location is taken into account by meteorologist when predicting the tides.
2. Your mamma's so old that she had a kid who is now so old that he thinks KFC's have a corny bucket on top of their roof's.
Debate Round No. 2
Master-debator

Pro

Haha
There are still existing KFC's that have the big bucket on the roof. Therefore, the joke does not fail. :)

Anyways
back to the topic:
1. Yo mama is so old that Jurrasic Park brought back memories.
2. Yo mama is so stupid that she jumped out the window and went up.

Thanks for debating.
Marauder

Con

Their lack must be regional to my area, a lot of the KFC's where I live share the building with pizza hut or taco bell for some reason it seems.

On to my remaining jokes.
1. Your mamma's so old her first crush was the same boy who would one day invent the wheel.
2. Your mamma's so dumb that she hit Chuck Norris with her purse, may she rest in peace. death by round house kick is a awful way to die....

this was fun :)

(disclaimer: this should go without saying but just in case it doesn't I don't actually think your mom is dead,or dumb or fat for that matter.)
Debate Round No. 3
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Posted by Master-debator 7 years ago
Master-debator
I've heard only 2 of the 6 I've used
But I'm willing to bet that someone in the world has said what I've said.

Thanks again for debating Marauder
Posted by Marauder 7 years ago
Marauder
@asiansarentnerdy: I heard the first round ones on the fresh prince of bell air. the rest I made up.

@Sky_ace25: My actions of accepting this debate contradict your statement that their is a lack of intrest here. if their truely was no intrest no one would have taken this debate. So at the very most you can say you have no interest.
Posted by asiansarentnerdy 7 years ago
asiansarentnerdy
Did you make up these jokes yourself or did you hear them somewhere? Because otherwise I wouldn't know how to vote.
Posted by Sky_ace25 7 years ago
Sky_ace25
Agreed with Panda...this was fun at first, fun the second time...now seriously this is just getting ridiculous.

If you want to make yo mama jokes their are places more suitable for such an endeavor. However, the interest in yo mama joke debates is no longer here.
Posted by Marauder 7 years ago
Marauder
I wonder what other gimmicee arciteck is out there that I dont know about.
Could there be a mcdonalds with french fries replacing the the big M, or Burger Kings with giant crowns on top of them, mabey a Little Ceasers with a Pizza for a roof.
Posted by Marauder 7 years ago
Marauder
@SexyLatina: you think I'm a little too rough for a yo mamma joke contest? wow I must be bad....
;)
Posted by Master-debator 7 years ago
Master-debator
Haha
SexyLatina: Thanks
This site is pretty cool
Posted by SexyLatina 7 years ago
SexyLatina
I-am-a-panda: It's hopeless, his username is Master-debator.

This debate: I find Con's insults in Round 2 entirely unnecessary and rather offensive.
Posted by Master-debator 7 years ago
Master-debator
I-am-a-panda
Adding along with Marauder, if you think that this kind of debate is old, has bad taste, and not an actual debate, then #1 why did you say "Yo mama" joke DEBATES
and #2 if it has bad taste and is old, then why in the world are you looking at this "debate."
Some Protip huh?
Posted by Marauder 7 years ago
Marauder
it can be called a debate on the grounds that if my jokes are more humorous and clever than I must be right. You may think that is retarded and you would be correct because it is, but that is how it works.
regardless it is still fun.
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