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Yo mama jokes

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Started: 6/14/2013 Category: Entertainment
Updated: 3 years ago Status: Post Voting Period
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someone123456789

Pro

We will do ama jokes I go first.
Yo mama is so fat that she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama is old that she her birth certificate expired.
Sauh

Con

I gather from your first round that it is to be three jokes per round; though feel free to change this, or introduce rules, or themes for each round.

Yo mama is so fat, she has three smaller mamas orbiting around her.

Yo mama is so stupid, she didn't abort you.

Yo mama is so old, the first porn she was in was a silent film.
Debate Round No. 1
someone123456789

Pro

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts. Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo mama so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca and her baby daughter played the leader of the Ewoks (no makeup needed).
Sauh

Con

Yo mama so dumb, she repeats herself.
Yo mama is so fat her doctors are really concerned about her cholesterol.
Yo mama is so poor she has sh!t on layaway at the $.99 store.
Yo mama is so stupid, in school she had a Polish tutor.
Yo mama is so ugly, the elephant man wouldn't bang her.
Yo mama is such a slut, she has a "Take a number" machine next to her bed.
Debate Round No. 2
someone123456789

Pro

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.
Yo mama so poor a hobo wouldn't want to live in it.
Yo mama so big she used a black hole as a toilet seat.
Sauh

Con

Yo mama is so hairy, her waxer started charging by the pound.
Yo mama is so fat Barnum & Bailey's use her old dresses as circus tents.
Yo mama is so dumb she thinks A.D.D. is a math disease.
Yo mama is so ugly the only reason she gets bukkake is so people don't have to see her face.
Yo mama is so old she quifes dust.
To mama is so stupid she always buys the extended warranty.
Debate Round No. 3
someone123456789

Pro

someone123456789 forfeited this round.
Sauh

Con

Yo mama so lazy she forfeits rounds when debating.
Debate Round No. 4
someone123456789

Pro

someone123456789 forfeited this round.
Sauh

Con

Sauh forfeited this round.
Debate Round No. 5
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